Funniest habaar

[Aurora]

..you Heard or you can think of.

There is a lot to say about Somalis, but we sure are creative with our insults and ill wishes.


I need to have a good laugh so post the funniest one you ever heard.

My personal favorite is "sun lagu qasyay", heard it in a vid by boqor khaakh tufuu.
Or 'mas maryaha loo xiray' cracks me up everytime I think about it. Also by boqor khaakh. That guy is absolutely hilarious.


Anyways looking forward to hear it.

And please don't derail this thread & try to keep it civil and decent okay.

 

[Jeesto]

Ilaahow nawaal

 

[Nightline Kid]

When a family member is the bathroom for too long my hooyo will say something along the lines of "you're going to be buried in a bathroom"

 

[Aurora]

When a family member is the bathroom for too long my hooyo will say something along the lines of "you're going to be buried in a bathroom"

Loool My mom says: miyaa ku umulisaa (are you giving birth there)
Or
Ha lugu dardaro meesha (get possessed by a jinn in There)

 

[Nightline Kid]

Loool My mom says: miyaa ku umulisaa (are you giving birth there)
Or
Ha lugu dardaro meesha (get possessed by a jinn in There)

My hooyo says the first one too sometimes

 

[Ubax45_]

I like when people switch it to a positive, "hooyada ha la janeeyo!"
but their still low-key angry.

 

[El padrone]

my favs are; Furuq ku dil, fur iyo xanjo ku geli, qidhim lagaa sii, dhulku kula go', balaayo kula carartey lol.

 

[Paladin]

The other day my mom said something translated as "u will be playing PlayStation while ur wife gives birth to ur baby" followed by "actually u will probably marry ur PlayStation"

 

[Mohamud]

Loool My mom says: miyaa ku umulisaa (are you giving birth there)
Or
Ha lugu dardaro meesha (get possessed by a jinn in There)

 

[El padrone]

The other day my mom said something along the lines of "u will be playing PlayStation while ur wife gives birth to ur baby" followed by "actually u will probably marry ur PlayStation"

your hooyo is savage walee

 

[YoungFarah]

My ayeeyo used to say Kalab rabi kafurtey

 

[vanilla]

Barakada ale kaa qaado
Naarta lugu fugeyo
Nolosha ale kugu ciririyo
Silic ku dhimo


Lol these few I heard I don't know if spelling is right tho

 

[YoungFarah]

Barakada ale kaa qaado
Naarta lugu fugeyo
Nolosha ale kugu ciririyo
Silic ku dhimo


Lol these few I heard I don't know if spelling is right tho

The last one