Forget abt running a country, somalis call cops N each other over $4m Masjid owned by somalis

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Walahi ive only done that, can't imagine dropping more than that. I leave that to the one that thinks he'll get into Jenna faster than me although he killed someone in Somalia in 1991. I know there are killers in that mosque. I'm clear handed, I didn't kill no one. Therefore I think I'll go into jenna with my $1 :deadmanny::dead1::damn::dead1::deadrose:

If you donated a dollar every jumah as religiously as you said you have, you would have donated some $780 in the last 15 years. :dwill: Thats 52 jumahs per year for a period of 15 years.

There are a couple of mooryaans in my city. Unsurprisingly they are are all dealing with mental health issues.
 

Grigori Rasputin

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If you donated a dollar every jumah as religiously as you said you have, you would have donated some $780 in the last 15 years. :dwill: Thats 52 jumahs per year for a period of 15 years.

There are a couple of mooryaans in my city. Unsurprisingly they are are all dealing with mental health issues.

Dammit! I only been donating for the past 10 years and not every Friday. I kind of averaged 11x a year.
 

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Walahi ive only done that, can't imagine dropping more than that. I leave that to the one that thinks he'll get into Jenna faster than me although he killed someone in Somalia in 1991. I know there are killers in that mosque. I'm clear handed, I didn't kill no one. Therefore I think I'll go into jenna with my $1 :deadmanny::dead1::damn::dead1::deadrose:

The scariest man I have ever met worked as a waiter at a Somali restaurant.

Nigga had straight up war criminal eyes, a brutal face, and a large scar.

First and last time I tipped a Somali waiter.
 

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The scariest man I have ever met worked as a waiter at a Somali restaurant.

Nigga had straight up war criminal eyes, a brutal face, and a large scar.

First and last time I tipped a Somali waiter.
:dead1::deadmanny::dead1::dead1:

I have accepted that 45% of the Somali old man here are killlers after I was told this adeero who've held great respect for because of his dedication to the mosque that he was murder squad leader in Somalia :ohlord::ohlord:

Ever since then I view each of them as murderers in Sherpa clothing
 
The scariest man I have ever met worked as a waiter at a Somali restaurant.

Nigga had straight up war criminal eyes, a brutal face, and a large scar.

First and last time I tipped a Somali waiter.

Bro have you shook the hand of someone that is missing fingers before? It's weird af.

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Dammit! I only been donating for the past 10 years and not every Friday. I kind of averaged 11x a year.

$110 dollars. Give or take some.

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Grigori Rasputin

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Bro have you shook the hand of someone that is missing fingers before? It's weird af.

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Actually there's this guy in town who's missing both legs and now mental who was a leading militia man during the civil war. Someone placed a land mine and he stepped on it. He is known to have killed innocent people. Today he is mental with no legs.
 
Actually there's this guy in town who's missing both legs and now mental who was a leading militia man during the civil war. Someone places a land mine and he stepped on it. He is known to have killed innocent people. Today he is mental with no legs.

Sorry buddy. I just can't tell when you are serious and are taking the piss anymore.

I'm gonna call bs on this one. :pachah1:
 

Grigori Rasputin

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@R.Kelly be the type of dude to raise his hand when the sheikh yells "haye 50 dollar kaliya yaa bixiniya waa last round" on the last ten nights. They don't even make dua for those dudes :mjlol:.

During Ramadan the sheikh goes on an epic fund raising where they start at $20k. I'm also shocked at those who raise their hand. I dare not raise my hand even when he gets down to $50.

Horta why isn't that same sheikh raising his hand as he comes down from $20k down to $50. Who excluded him ?
 
During Ramadan the sheikh goes on an epic fund raising where they start at $20k. I'm also shocked at those who raise their hand. I dare not raise my hand even when he gets down to $50.

Horta why isn't that same sheikh raising his hand as he comes down from $20k down to $50. Who excluded him ?

It would seem that many people make pledges just to impress their friends. I have seen it happen at many islamic conferences. When the organisation tries to collect the money, many people say that they just can't anymore. Sure some of them might have been victim to changing circumstances, but that can't be the case for all them.
 

Gibiin-Udug

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Naw @Reiko is bitter don't mind her accusation:lolbron:

You're a known customer for the lake street and blaisdell trannies prostitutes. They even call you by your first name when you go to karamel. You pillow biting .



You're still ignored, I just clicked to see your content..... Hoe,
 

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Don't you have to sort out your 500 troll accounts on YouTube? And did they call you about the paper boy interview for Lidl?
Funny thing is I use to hand out the London evening standard when I was 17 :icon lol: there's a huge majeerteen Jewish community in London walaal just ask @Inquisitive_ :icon lol: isn't your fruit-eating nigglet a Israelite? :icon lol:
 
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