Fellas Is she worth the mehr? The basic requirements xalimos should meet

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  1. Jake from State Farm

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    In this day an age we are seeing mehr prices go up. Brothers are going broke just to get married these days and these xalimos just don’t care. It be the ones that be the brokest that be asking for it too you know who I’m talking about too. The ones that be taking selfies in the sun and captioning they pics as “ it’s glow season” or “melanin popping”

    So fellas before you pay the mehr. You should know what your getting with. Cause you shouldn’t be paying high amounts if the female ain’t shit

    Looks won’t be accounted for in here. I have learned over the years that men overall as a group have a mixture of tastes and preferences when it comes women. So everything written below would be based around a female that you the reader find pretty attractive

    #1. Mehrs ranging from 0-2k
    Tbh there are camels worth more than this. Either your an extremely Miskeen dude that’s broke. Or your a revert. With a mehr like this a female might not be too excited for. So don’t be surprised when you come home and she cooks you this for dinner. 6F3887C8-99EC-4207-892E-C041311C500A.jpeg
    Her af Somali most likely will be trash as well. But you were the one that wanted to go the cheap route. You get what you paid for

    #2 mehr ranging from 3-8k
    This seems like a reasonable range to pay. You like atleast 2 months salary for the average abdi. You can definently pay this off after a few months of saving . You should expect her to speak some good af Somali.overall 10/10 xalimo. You should def pursue this range. Nice af Somali. Good cooking skills. Decent income with a good job. She would consider being a house wife for awhile.


    #3 mehr ranging from 10k-15k
    The xalimo should be multilingual at this stage. Should be able to atleast speak English, somali and Arabic fluently. Must make a yearly income of around 70k-100k a year. Must be CPR certified 95D77E4B-6BA8-42F6-925F-6187618E0D09.jpeg
    Just because one day your son guled might be choking and your wife is going to need to step in and save his life.
    She must be able to swim 691FAB46-30A0-49FC-9320-5F56A211AF3A.jpeg
    Global warming is happening and the sea levels are starting to rise. Who gonna save the kids from drowning? You? Naw fam your the husband of the house.your going to be to busy working to pay the bills. Did y’all know there is a considerate amount of Somalis that don’t know how to swim. That’s just sad .
    She must have some nice gourmet Somali cooking skills. You should expect these meals like this daily. C1CF6EB4-EB2C-42F6-8297-BB9A7DC0B8E1.jpeg
    Waking up to the smell of canjeero in the morning is a must as well.
    She must and I mean must be a hafiz. Hooyos are an important factor when it comes to teaching your children the deen.

    #4 Anything above 15k
    Must have all the requirements listed in choice number #4 But with addition of one of these
    -was an Olympic athlete 01B13FD5-F1E4-4CDE-B056-85A56E8CCB67.jpeg
    -has shaken hands with Beyoncé 69C51BDA-9D37-4BF7-BF31-C78102F13CB3.png
    -medal of honor recipient 8A18D1AD-BE09-4CFF-A200-F001F3B852A9.jpeg
    - has a salary above 100k a year 21002601-DFFE-4B50-A809-DA4083D7ED50.jpeg


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  2. Jake from State Farm

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    Mehr is over rated. I will be happy to receive a small mehr for my daughter if her husband to be is Muslim, religious, and hard working. Oh and he likes her very much.
     
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  4. Jake from State Farm

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    How old is your daughter?
     
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  6. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Penis small but my heart big VIP

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    Does she know her mother is a famous troll
     
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    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. VIP

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    Not yet. She will know when she graduates high school. lol
     
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  8. Jake from State Farm

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    Pass the account down to her. And tell her to pass the account down as well.

    Troll basra must live on forever
     
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    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. VIP

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    Inshaaalaah J :)
     
  10. Jake from State Farm

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    Basra @mrlog gave me a qashin rating. I don’t know why.

    All I did was say you should pay xalimos a lot so you can get the best of the best.
     
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    What is it for anyway some sort of investment?
     
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    Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free?:pachah1:

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    MariaMaria Education, Peace and Prosperity

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    Omg I'm in tearsss
     
  14. geeljire madaxweyne

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    fellas i dont believe in mehr :noneck:
    infact its a joke and takes away from what realy important
    the guys who pay leess mehr and the guys who have
    thier wedding at home with oreo cookies are the ones to have a life long fulfilling marriage as they realy are committed to each other and for thier future children
     
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  15. Jake from State Farm

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    Swim skills are needed Maria. It’s 2018 fam hop in a pool and learn to float
     
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  16. CangeeroBear

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    Imagine paying to Marry her 5k just because she shakes Beyoncé’s hand.
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    This guy is hella suspect
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    Kkkk first jeraar with Down syndrome I have seen.
     
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  18. Jake from State Farm

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    ...it’s Beyoncé
     
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  19. CangeeroBear

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    And??? You would probably lick her hole for 5k so maaha?
     
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  20. MariaMaria

    MariaMaria Education, Peace and Prosperity

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    Can't swim to save my life and I can only speak 2 languages

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    What will I do?!??!
     
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