father buys daughters roommate fleshlight

[IntensiveCareUnit]

brought to you by special request

okay
my friend was rooming with this guy (her and her 3 year old daughter) last semester

crazy btch.
i dunno why she thought to room with a guy because that's dangerous ish right
she said the rent was cheap she would only pay 200 a month and it was a 2b 2br loft so it was a win. they would never cross paths. so she took it. plus he was a nerdy kid who had baasto fiino limps.

only 200!

her father(!!!) being the considerate person he is decided to buy the geek a fleshlight as housewarming gift
he took ookiyalo boy out and went liquor shoping with him. bought a 8 pack budlight and cirocs and absolute vodka on deck. handed him the gift wrapped fleshlight and
he told him that it was misfortune to room with a girl you weren't fucking.

apparently afar indhood was upset
begged my friend to take a selfie with the present so he could show my friends abo in retaliation



but he still kept the gift

 

[Bahal]

Why be upset that father a real ass nigga, even tho I'd still prolly end up hittin it

 

[KingSlayer]

I had to google flesh light

 

[Figo]

For a sec I thought this bimbo meant flash light but then I googled it coolioKalaay horta adi miyaad is .... You know

 

[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?]

For a sec I thought this bimbo meant flash light but then I googled it coolioKalaay horta adi miyaad is .... You know

Im thinking of buying a fleshlight, I heard the shit feels like real pussy.

 

[Forfon]

Flashlight

 

[Gambit]

Im thinking of buying a fleshlight, I heard the shit feels like real pussy.

We at SSpot should all chip in for one if you successfully complete your fap challenge

 

[Forfon]

omg. flesh light.

 

[menace]

What is a flash light ..it is not the traditional flash light, I assume

 

[Bielsa]

What is a flash light ..it is not the traditional flash light, I assume

http://www.google.dk/search?q=flesh...h0tBAaO&biw=356&bih=569.3333333333334&dpr=1.5

 

[menace]

http://www.google.dk/search?q=flesh light&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAWoVChMI0NmT5cW1yAIVZpdyCh0tBAaO&biw=356&bih=569.3333333333334&dpr=1.5

It looks like something familiar

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

i'm surprised so many didn't know what it was lol lol

For a sec I thought this bimbo meant flash light but then I googled it coolioKalaay horta adi miyaad is .... You know

lol what? i know what?

 

[John Michael]

i'm surprised so many didn't know what it was lol lol


lol what? i know what?

You had a confession last night.

What was it?

 

[rcv]

he took ookiyalo boy out and went liquor shoping with him. bought a 8 pack budlight and cirocs and absolute vodka on deck.

. Why can't I get free alcohol. Everytime I have new roommates the parent's always fuckin grillin me n shit

 

[RedStar]

I'm not a grammar nazi because I make a lot of mistakes myself but WTF!

Someone translate this shit.

 

[uncleruckus]

I'm not a grammar nazi because I make a lot of mistakes myself but WTF!

Someone translate this shit.

lolz your not the only one had to reread it a few times for it to make sense, basically she got a friend who moved in with a geek the father of her friend bought a flesh light for the geek, basically taunting him saying you will never have sex with my daughter even if you tried so here is a sex toy for a present to take ur frustrations out on buddy by the way thanks for lowering the rent on my daughter walee wa yaab

 

[RedStar]

lolz your not the only one had to reread it a few times for it to make sense, basically she got a friend who moved in with a geek the father of her friend bought a flesh light for the geek, basically taunting him saying you will never have sex with my daughter even if you tried so here is a sex toy for a present to take ur frustrations out on buddy by the way thanks for lowering the rent on my daughter walee wa yaab

I get it now thanks

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

i'm sorry it was hard to read. i will do better next time.

. Why can't I get free alcohol. Everytime I have new roommates the parent's always fuckin grillin me n shit

lol lol miskeen

You had a confession last night.

What was it?

i confessed to using bandits name in the chat

 

[Shamis]

Daily Mail mugshots tell me that skinny men are just as likely to be rapists and pedophiles as fat blokes are.

 

[Samawada]

...So what happened next?