Ethiopia Opens its borders to BANTUS!!!

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  1. CaliSomali

    CaliSomali

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    RIP Ethiopia. Looks like you midget bastards have had a good run. Once the hordes of jareers enter their country, the next phase of the Bantu Expansion will be in order. The Ethiopian pan-African bullshit has finally come to bite them in the ass.
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  2. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    Zootopia here we come.
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  3. Sheikh

    Sheikh Jaalle Ugas ''Comrade Ugas''

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  4. yaanyuur

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    Keep laughing and watch them come to us breed us out. They won't make a dent to Ethiopia cause they got 100million people.
     
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  5. Pureblood

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    Habashis and Bantus have a common enemy , they fear the Geeljire . So now they want to join forces

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    But will it be enough ? Find out next time
     
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  7. yaanyuur

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    This is a funny gif
     
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  8. RasCanjero

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    Aren't Ethiopians pretty mixed with bantus already?

    Not talking about the Tigrayans and Afars but Oromos and Amharas look like a mix between a Yemeni and a pygmy from the Congo.
     
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  9. Pureblood

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    Oromos were the Down syndrome children of Somalis who released them into the wild to survive on their own
     
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  10. RasCanjero

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    We aren't related to Oromos so don't put us in the same bag.

    Some neighbouring tribes probably gained our genes maternally and their language is probably just a pidgin version of proto-somali back when our ancestors used to own them.

    Don't tell them that though... we still need them as allies against the Amharas.
     
  11. Vanguard

    Vanguard Fino alla morte

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    I'm laughing at the possibility of seeing other Africans opening up Spaza shops in Haud :pachah1:
     
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  12. Von

    Von With blood and Iron will we reach the fatherland

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    As long as they stay on the west side of the rift valley, let them go wild.
    The more demographic problems Ethiopia has the better!
     
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  13. D2HUM8L31NE

    D2HUM8L31NE I don't care

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    So when the Somali plate breaks off from Africa it will just be Muslims on it (from Kenya Tanzania etc) i propose we solve South Africa's racial problem and take the white South Africans with us they are about 7million let them breed with the low iq qabills soon my brother sooon

    I'm literally hyped about this we will be legendary a whole continent and sea named after us populated by high iq geeljire and cadaans bismillah pls ya allah make this happen

    we will buy off the land from the other Gallo countries by accepting their Muslims so we also solve their religious problems

    just imagine a continent nearly the size of India populated by 25 million people hopefully we move closer to Australia im gonna complete my Aussie fetish bismillah the future is bright for us
     
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  14. D2HUM8L31NE

    D2HUM8L31NE I don't care

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    Also was wondering by the Somali plate breaking off from Africa would this create new islands and mountain ranges

    also the new sea that opens up could solve the sea rise problem and it could save the Maldives and other low lying nations
     
  15. Von

    Von With blood and Iron will we reach the fatherland

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    The plate won't break off for another 1 million years, doubt we have that much time till the end times.
    I suggested they stay on the west side of the rift valley so that would minimize the problems they would cause, the natural barrier will protect us
    Hypothetical speaking, if it was to happen today, the Somali Island's west coast facing Africa would be next to useless, with the entire coastline have cliff faces reaching 2 km in the air, its economic potential for exports would to be linked with the east side of the island.
     
  16. National Warrior

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    They'll probably stick them in Galbeed. After they run us out since they want to disband Liyu. How's that going by the way?
     
  17. D2HUM8L31NE

    D2HUM8L31NE I don't care

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    Omg our West side will be protected we will also have part of South Africa and Lesotho mountains to the south which would get us snow fall

    Bismillah the continent would be uninvadable anyone that wants to has to do the largest naval invasion ever with enough supplies to take 3 million square miles bismillah I'm having hope it happens soon very soon
     
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    This place is full of autistic retards. But sometimes you get gems like this.
     
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