Encyclopedia Dramatica Has a Page on Somalia

[Nightline Kid]

...and it's absolutely hilarious (link)

For those that don't know, Encyclopedia Dramatica is like an offensive, troll version of Wikipedia. It's got shit to say about everyone, including us Somalis apparently. Here are some highlights

The nation's exports include hides, charcoal, and scrap metal. The official national pastimes are violence, stealing ships, and goat herding, though a recent referendum suggested that rape should also be included. The referendum was struck down on the grounds that the most popular form of rape in the area was already implied by the reference to goat herding.

Somalis are today's pirates. But they don't look like the pirates in those fucking gay kiddie stories or hunt buried treasure, they do it for an entirely different reason: Their -run country is so fucked up, even their new Jew-supported government and its Amerofag-supplied Army and Police cannot change the fact that it everyone and his mom is running around with an AK-47 prepared to die for Islam, the country is shittier than Mexico, and that it is unstable, poor, and violent even by the standards of other African countries.

The well developed computer game industry to lulz Somalis has launched several smash hits such as:

Why does Somalia fail so much?

• They don't care.
• They live on the coast but they wont eat fish
• They are
• They are Muslims
• They are Muslim Socialists

How to get 100 Somalis into a phone booth

• Throw a bean in.

How to get them out

• Tell them there's a ship they should be pirating/hijacking

They really put all of this effort for little ol' Somalia

 

[VixR]

Its so poorly done. I bet Somalispot can write a better script


Just like in Black Hawk, who rather trained Nigerians to say hoyada was, notice the lovely photoshopped Nigerians on the fictional PS2 cover. We have a very famous Captain who made it to Hollywood via a pirate role, yet still the blatant disrespect through dismissal.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

People still browse that site
Is this 2009?

 

[Nightline Kid]

People still browse that site
Is this 2009?

It's gone to absolute shit now. Can't even move the mouse across the screen without seventy different pop-ups opening. I think they're being sued again too


I'm not gonna lie, I still go on there every once in a while when I have absolutely nothing to do

 

[Adheer Warsame]

It's gone to absolute shit now. Can't even move the mouse across the screen without seventy different pop-ups opening. I think they're being sued again too


I'm not gonna lie, I still go on there every once in a while when I have absolutely nothing to do

It became dogshit after 2011 when it was taken down

 

[MadNomad]

I remember i used to be butthurt from all the racism against Somalis online when i was younger. Oh how times have changed, it's all white noise at this point. Even amusing at times