During Uni, I used to live next to this Somali brother and the exprience was questionable.

[RoyalNortherner]

A story that I can't get out of my mind.

When I went to Uni and lived on campus, I had the now misfortune of being next door to this Somali nigga. When I first saw him, I thought it was excellent and I invited him to Friday prayer right away (he did not come and I should have known)

After a while I gave up due to the rejections (he said he prays in his room).

One night, I see him walking down and he says he got a PS4 from a friend and invited me to play FIFA. As soon as I went in his room, I immediately saw two things, condom packaging and Hennessy smh. I played some FIFA, destroyed him 4 - 0 and now he is pissed. Next thing he get's a call, after 5 seconds this nigga mutes it and says he has two girls coming over and he jumps off the bed with new excitement. He asks me to wait with him and I said got an exam so I head to my room.

It was around 3am when I woke up to use my bathroom and next thing I hear is some loud moaning smh, but it was two types of moaning and I realised that he was dealing with both at the same time. A similar thing would occur every weekend. He got his B.A though mashallah but that is as far I can congratulate the guy. This was my intro to the first year of my Uni life.

 

[Kisame]

If your a religious nigga that wants to live on campus go to one of those Christian or Mormon universities. like Liberty University or BYU for example.

Those schools will have tons of religious students that won't mess around with haram shit. Lots of those students try to go the religious route too when it comes to finding a partner. So it wouldn't be surprising seeing people on campus married before they graduate.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Flog him. 100 lashes

 

[Yaraye]

In college, there are the undercover M-h0e. These are a small group of somali men who are good looking, do well academically, charming, lack deen, and are absolute manwh0res. It is the most fascinating yet oddest combo I've ever seen.

 

[Kisame]

In college, there are the undercover M-H0E. These are a small group of somali men who are good looking, do well academically, charming, lack deen, and are absolute manwh0res. It is the most fascinating yet oddest combo I've ever seen.

What exactly are these men suppose to do with their urges yaraye??

Xalimos don't want to get married at a young age so who are these men suppose to shag while in college?

 

[Mudug_gyal]

In college, there are the undercover M-H0E. These are a small group of somali men who are good looking, do well academically, charming, lack deen, and are absolute manwh0res. It is the most fascinating yet oddest combo I've ever seen.

And then these hypocrites want to settle with a miskeen virgin girl when they hoed around their whole lives! I dont get how people casually have zina just to satisfy themselves its giving animal in the jungle. You have to be some sort of psychopath to be using people to Satiate your needs then just dip them and ignore them as if theyre strangers how can you be intimate with someone you dont know

 

[Yaraye]

What exactly are these men suppose to do with their urges yaraye??

Xalimos don't want to get married at a young age so who are these men suppose to shag while in college?

 

[HabarSteven12]

Something smells fishy

 

[RoyalNortherner]

If your a religious nigga that wants to live on campus go to one of those Christian or Mormon universities. like Liberty University or BYU for example.

Those schools will have tons of religious students that won't mess around with haram shit. Lots of those students try to go the religious route too when it comes to finding a partner. So it wouldn't be surprising seeing people on campus married before they graduate.

My country does not have that type of University at least not publicly using student loans & I would be alienating myself as nobody that looks like me would ever be there.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

What exactly are these men suppose to do with their urges yaraye??

Xalimos don't want to get married at a young age so who are these men suppose to shag while in college?

Your big ass forehead shouldnt be shagging anyone tbh

 

[Sharab]

Your big ass forehead shouldnt be shagging anyone tbh

Alhumdillah I got married while in college

 

[Yaraye]

And then these hypocrites want to settle with a miskeen virgin girl when they hoed around their whole lives! I dont get how people casually have zina just to satisfy themselves its giving animal in the jungle. You have to be some sort of psychopath to be using people to Satiate your needs then just dip them and ignore them as if theyre strangers how can you be intimate with someone you dont know

I knew a guy I went to dugsi with when i was young. He's a prime example of what I was talking about. Good looking, great manners/aklaq, well educated in the deen, amazing degree, has a bright future, but an absolute manwh0re. He was undercover wilibo!

He h0ed around so much and then settled with a beautiful miskeen well-to do xalimo. None of us knew until by surprise one day toward her wedding. The bride-to-be was the one who told us. It was a shock lol This nigga seduced her with his charm, aklaq, money and looks. She caught feelings and got attached, then he sprung this on her. she overlooked his past and still married the nigga anyway. Smooth motherf*ckers like him scare me wallahi

 

[Kisame]

Your big ass forehead shouldnt be shagging anyone tbh

I was in an LTR during college. I wanted to hoe but fucked up

I recommend hoeing to any nigga that can in uni. It's a great time to hoe around and it becomes harder once you finish school.

Y'all mentioned miskeen women but last I checked a lot of y'all don't even get married at a young age.

So these Farahs got three options:
1. Enter long term relationships with Xalimos
2. Have fun with Xalimos
3. Have fun with Ajnabi women.

I'm not mentioning miskeen religious niggas that are allergic to women. I'm talking about good looking outgoing Somali men.

 

[Aseer]

A story that I can't get out of my mind.

When I went to Uni and lived on campus, I had the now misfortune of being next door to this Somali nigga. When I first saw him, I thought it was excellent and I invited him to Friday prayer right away (he did not come and I should have known)

After a while I gave up due to the rejections (he said he prays in his room).

One night, I see him walking down and he says he got a PS4 from a friend and invited me to play FIFA. As soon as I went in his room, I immediately saw two things, condom packaging and Hennessy smh. I played some FIFA, destroyed him 4 - 0 and now he is pissed. Next thing he get's a call, after 5 seconds this nigga mutes it and says he has two girls coming over and he jumps off the bed with new excitement. He asks me to wait with him and I said got an exam so I head to my room.

It was around 3am when I woke up to use my bathroom and next thing I hear is some loud moaning smh, but it was two types of moaning and I realised that he was dealing with both at the same time. A similar thing would occur every weekend. He got his B.A though mashallah but that is as far I can congratulate the guy. This was my intro to the first year of my Uni life.

Did you atleast try talking to him, giving him dawah and helping him lose all these bad habits or no?

 

[Kisame]

You want them to fast for years???

Fasting is only worth it if your getting married soon.

 

[RoyalNortherner]

Did you atleast try talking to him, giving him dawah and helping him lose all these bad habits or no?

I was much Younger, I was shocked and all this was new to me so no

 

[Mudug_gyal]

I knew a guy I went to dugsi with when i was young. He's a prime example of what I was talking about. Good looking, great manners/aklaq, well educated in the deen, amazing academically, has a bright future (in terms of money!), but an absolute manwh0re. He was undercover wilibo!

He h0ed around so much and then settled with a beautiful miskeen well-to do xalimo. None of us knew until by surprise one day toward her wedding. The bride-to-be was the one who told us. It was a shock lol This nigga seduced her with his charm, aklaq, money and looks. She caught feelings and got attached, then he sprung this on her. she overlooked his past and still married the nigga anyway. Smooth motherf*ckers like him scare me wallahi

I am so scared and paranoid that I’ll end up with a manwhore no one wants a used yk. Anyways if I have a son I’ll give him the Taliban treatment but for my daughter I guess girls will be girls

 

[Kisame]

My country does not have that type of University at least not publicly using student loans & I would be alienating myself as nobody that looks like me would ever be there.

Ngl it's a certain type of black person that goes to Christian Universities

Like the pro police, all lives matter, iyo anti abortion Madows.


Tbh most religious dudes I know don't even attempt to live on campus. Most are commuters.

 

[Yaraye]

You want them to fast for years???

Fasting is only worth it if your getting married soon.

Fasting once/twice a week should do it. If not, Every morning routine:

 

[Yaraye]

I am so scared and paranoid that I’ll end up with a manwhore no one wants a used yk. Anyways if I have a son I’ll give him the Taliban treatment but for my daughter I guess girls will be girls

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