Do you agree? Married couple sleeping in different room.

Wait until the honeymoon phase is over and you start to wonder why you share Dhuuso, Morning Breath, Snoring, Buusto and why flailing limbs wake you up in the middle of the night? That beautiful being you fell in 😍 with will bare all its ugly humanity after Xishood passes. You'll get there one day son.

At the least, separate beds is a must. Cuddling does not take up a whole night, or day depending on when a scratch needs to be itched. An hour of cuddling should suffice for even the most clingy member of the opposite sex. Add 10 mins for a fag break if you are both slaves to nicotine. There aren't many things in life better than a post-coital head rush after bumping uglies. :banderas:
 
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Shimbiris

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Wait until the honeymoon phase is over and you start to wonder why you share Dhuuso, Morning Breath, Snoring, and why flailing limbs wake you up in the middle of the night? That beautiful being you fell in 😍 with will bare all its ugly humanity after Xishood passes. You'll get there one day son.

At the least, separate beds is a must. Cuddling does not take up a whole night, or day depending on when a scratch needs to be itched. An hour of cuddling should suffice for even the most clingy member of the opposite sex. Add 10 mins for a fag break if you are both slaves to nicotine. There aren't many things in life better than a post-coital head rush after bumping uglies. :banderas:

It feels like you are justifying the state of your marriage to yourself, walaal.

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But god bless.
 
It feels like you are justifying the state of your marriage to yourself, walaal.

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But god bless.
Nah man. Ain't taken the plunge, just being a doomsayer and airing out my fears.

Truth be told bro, I am a hopeless romantic, and sharing a bed saves on heating bills in the UK particularly with how our voluptuous women are often blessed with a healthy amount of lard.
 

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Nah man. Ain't taken the plunge, just being a doomsayer and airing out my fears.

Truth be told bro, I am a hopeless romantic, and sharing a bed saves on heating bills in the UK particularly with how our voluptuous women are often blessed with a healthy amount of lard.

It really depends on the person, walaal. Plus, like all things in relationships, you learn to compromise. Like it's nice to have her head on my chest as she falls asleep but once she's fallen asleep if I can't fall asleep in that position I'll definitely very delicately move her and get into a more comfy position and just have my arm over her or something.
 

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This behavior is only allowed for older couples. When cognitive decline kicks off, easily irritable, woman is going through menopause (heat flashes), etc. At this point, the relationship is set in stone, there's no need for routine cuddles and iskooris.

But for the young ones, they need to be cuddling. If not, they'll seek cuddles somewhere else...
 
Yes. I want to fart in my own room and enjoy my own flatulence. Cant do that when I share the same bed with wifey or kids.
 

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