Do U have a penchant of collecting ur receipt after buying things? "You want ur receipt" they ask

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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They ask that all the time and I sometimes say "yes" and other times "no".

Several times ive cursed the earth I walk on because I bought a cheap vacuum and it broke down just a month later and it had a return policy of 3 months. My female went ham on me for losing the receipt.
 

Malcolm X

The price of freedom is death
I always keep my receipts and throw away soon after leaving the shop.

A guy I knew was arrested for shoplifting even though he bought an item. He released after a night in cold & dark jail.

His real crime? He looked at the old bill funny.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I always keep my receipts and throw away soon after leaving the shop.

A guy I knew was arrested for shoplifting even though he bought an item. He released after a night in cold & dark jail.

His real crime? He looked at the old bill funny.


Majority of the time I use my card....So this protects me from shoplifting accusations thats known to be imposed on a poor black man
 

Malcolm X

The price of freedom is death
It doesn't stop you from paying a visit to 1 star hotel though.

Showing the police with a receipt is easier than asking them to drive you to a bank to get a statement.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
It doesn't stop you from paying a visit to 1 star hotel though.

Showing the police with a receipt is easier than asking them to drive you to a bank to get a statement.

How old are you? Dont you know how banks work nowadays? I have my bank's app on my phone. Who drives to a bank to print a statement. NVM I discovered you live in the UK. Im sorry for thinking your a child, I just realized that the UK people live in a third world standards.
 

Malcolm X

The price of freedom is death
How old are you? Dont you know how banks work nowadays? I have my bank's app on my phone. Who drives to a bank to print a statement. NVM I discovered you live in the UK. Im sorry for thinking your a child, I just realized that the UK people live in a third world standards.
At least I don't have to worry about my life when I meet a old bill
 

Human

Bellum omnium contra omnes
I tend to buy items that I don't regret so sometimes I don't take the receipt.

But, if the items I buy are clothes then I keep the receipts always.
 

mrlog

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They ask that all the time and I sometimes say "yes" and other times "no".

Several times ive cursed the earth I walk on because I bought a cheap vacuum and it broke down just a month later and it had a return policy of 3 months. My female went ham on me for losing the receipt.

Adeer next time tell them to keep the change whilst u wait for your receipt.
 

Dhay Geel

"Aar kow Dheh"
I always keep hold of my receipt because you can get scammed. Unfortunately I learned this the hard way

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How old are you? Dont you know how banks work nowadays? I have my bank's app on my phone. Who drives to a bank to print a statement. NVM I discovered you live in the UK. Im sorry for thinking your a child, I just realized that the UK people live in a third world standards.

We have banking apps too :bell:

Do you guys have contactless payment? It's magical
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
We have banking apps too :bell:

Do you guys have contactless payment? It's magical

Why are you swimming in my threads ma'am if you are running around asking for my termination?:comeon:

You can have the cake and eat and then get morbidly obese. You're already halfway
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot

I'm only asking that we make peace. I'm I love with you
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ItsHanna

I am the Toby Flenderson of this forum
The only time I don't keep a receipt is when I buy junk food I already know I'm going to eat it all.
 

paramedic

Call me ayeeyo
Gas, restaurant, appliances or anything with a warranty, and anything the second the cashier gives me the stink eye.
Not about to go to jail over a candy bar Redneck Randall swore I didn't buy :damn:

Joking aside, I really do keep the gas receipts in case there's a discrepancy between the machine and the teller.
 
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