Diin hacks: How to erase all of your sins in 4 minutes TODAY!

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  1. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2
    TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

    It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.
    :lawd:
     
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    If you have the neya and you make honest tuuba that you won't do it again Allah will forgive you. Subxanallah Allah is indeed the most merciful
     
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  3. fox

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    Reminds me of those GTA shortcuts :pachah1:
     
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  4. CangeeroBear

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    San Andreas Cheat Codes
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  5. Omar del Sur

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    Your post is like an infomercial for repentance :siilaanyolaugh:
     
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  6. Geeljire sanbuur

    Geeljire sanbuur

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    Thanks for this one brother crow im gonna share it around
     
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  7. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    Those were so convoluted that I had to write them down.
    :mjlol:
     
  8. CangeeroBear

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    Bro i remember flying!
     
  9. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    That and Asians with motorcycles and swords were my favourites.
    :banderas:
     
  10. Pureblood

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    X, x, b, a, up , down, down , up

    No more sins :pachah1:
     
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  11. fox

    fox RULE BRITANIA RULE THE WORLD VIP

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    ***cheat codes unlocked***

    ...

    WELCOME TO JANNAH TUL FIRDOWS!

    Don't drink directly out of the honey, milk and wine rivers as it's unhygenic; get your self a bottle of honey, milk or wine from the Jannah Supermarket. Other than that have fun!
     
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  12. Pureblood

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    :russ::dead:
     
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    @VixR @Apollo

    tag the other gaalo.

    return to your eebe.
     
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  14. Apollo

    Apollo Mudane Apollow Staff Member Moderator

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    I pray to Waaq.
     
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  15. Ferrari

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    naarta iska badbaadi waryaa.

    there's no dna or human genome crap in naar. waa lagu bislayn like chicken sxb.

    hadaba soo noqo.
     
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  16. Apollo

    Apollo Mudane Apollow Staff Member Moderator

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    Arabian moon god :nahgirl:
     
  17. Ferrari

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    Do you at least believe there's a deity? that's better than praying to waaq, a damn dibi aka a bull.
     
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  18. The alchemist

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    I'm going to use this. Thank you, but don't misunderstand, even though i lack certain humility and have a deviant love for the flesh of a woman, i am a good person deep down.

    I think im going to start praying more, and cleanse my soul a bit.
     
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    :pachah1::dead:
     
  20. Crow

    Crow Make Hobyo Great Again

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    Warya, get on your knees and repeat after me: Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi.
    :ufdup:
     
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