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[Crow]

https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2

The virtue of saying: Subhaan-Allaahi wa bihamdihi, & Subhan-Allaahil-Azhim

DEFINITION:

– سبحان الله و بحمده – Subhaan-Allahi wa bihamdihi [Allaah is free from imperfection and all praise is due to Him]

– سبحان الله العظيم – Subhaan-Allahil-Azhim [Allaah is free from imperfection, The Greatest]

Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, “There are two statements that are light for the tongue to remember, heavy in the Scales and are dear to the Merciful: `Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi, Subhan-Allahil-Azhim [Glory be to Allah and His is the praise, (and) Allah, the Greatest is free from imperfection)’.”
[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, “He who utters a hundred times in a day these words: `La ilaha illallahu, wahdahu la sharika lahu, lahul-mulku wa lahul-hamdu, wa Huwa `ala kulli sha’in Qadir (there is no true god except Allah. He is One and He has no partner with Him; His is the sovereignty and His is the praise, and He is Omnipotent),’ he will have a reward equivalent to that for emancipating ten slaves, a hundred good deeds will be recorded to his credit, hundred of his sins will be blotted out from his scroll, and he will be safeguarded against the devil on that day till the evening; and no one will exceed him in doing more excellent good deeds except someone who has recited these words more often than him. And he who utters: `Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi (Allah is free from imperfection and His is the praise)’ one hundred times a day, his sins will be obliterated even if they are equal to the extent of the foam of the ocean.”
[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Abu Dharr (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said to me, “Shall I tell you the expression that is most loved by Allah?” It is `Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi’ (Allah is free from imperfection and His is the praise)’.”
[Muslim].

Jabir (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Prophet (PBUH) said, “For him who says: `Subhan-Allahi wa bi hamdihi (Allah is free from imperfection, and I begin with praising Him, and to Him),’ a palm-tree will be planted in Jannah.”
[At-Tirmidhi].

Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, “He who recites in the morning and in the evening the statement: `Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi (Allah is free from imperfection and I begin with praising Him)’ one hundred times, will not be surpassed on the Day of Resurrection by anyone with better deeds than one who utters the same words or utters more of these words.”
[Muslim].

TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.

 

[government]

https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2

TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.

If you have the neya and you make honest tuuba that you won't do it again Allah will forgive you. Subxanallah Allah is indeed the most merciful

 

[fox]

Reminds me of those GTA shortcuts

 

[CangeeroBear]

Reminds me of those GTA shortcuts

San Andreas Cheat Codes

 

[Omar del Sur]

https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2

TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.

Your post is like an infomercial for repentance :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2

TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.

Thanks for this one brother crow im gonna share it around

 

[Crow]

San Andreas Cheat Codes

Those were so convoluted that I had to write them down.

 

[CangeeroBear]

Those were so convoluted that I had to write them down.

Bro i remember flying!

 

[Crow]

Bro i remember flying!

That and Asians with motorcycles and swords were my favourites.

 

[Pureblood]

Reminds me of those GTA shortcuts

X, x, b, a, up , down, down , up

No more sins

 

[fox]

X, x, b, a, up , down, down , up

No more sins

***cheat codes unlocked***

...

WELCOME TO JANNAH TUL FIRDOWS!

Don't drink directly out of the honey, milk and wine rivers as it's unhygenic; get your self a bottle of honey, milk or wine from the Jannah Supermarket. Other than that have fun!

 

[Pureblood]

***cheat codes unlocked***

...

WELCOME TO JANNAH TUL FIRDOWS!

Don't drink directly out of the honey, milk and wine rivers as it's unhygenic; get your self a bottle of honey, milk or wine from the Jannah Supermarket. Other than that have fun!

 

[Ferrari]

@VixR @Apollo

tag the other gaalo.

return to your eebe.

 

[Apollo]

@VixR @Apollo

tag the other gaalo.

return to your eebe.

I pray to Waaq.

 

[Ferrari]

I pray to Waaq.

naarta iska badbaadi waryaa.

there's no dna or human genome crap in naar. waa lagu bislayn like chicken sxb.

hadaba soo noqo.

 

[Apollo]

naarta iska badbaadi waryaa.

there's no dna or human genome crap in naar. waa lagu bislayn like chicken sxb.

hadaba soo noqo.

Arabian moon god

 

[Ferrari]

Arabian moon god

Do you at least believe there's a deity? that's better than praying to waaq, a damn dibi aka a bull.

 

[The alchemist]

https://theauthenticbase.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/d2

TL;DR: Repeat Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi 100 times and all of your sins are gone, even if you're absolutely filthy like @The alchemist and @Geeljire sanbuur.

It seems too good to be true, right? But these are authentic hadiths. Allah is just that merciful. His mercy is beyond human comprehension and goes against our innate instincts.

I'm going to use this. Thank you, but don't misunderstand, even though i lack certain humility and have a deviant love for the flesh of a woman, i am a good person deep down.

I think im going to start praying more, and cleanse my soul a bit.

 

[fox]

naarta iska badbaadi waryaa.

there's no dna or human genome crap in naar. waa lagu bislayn like chicken sxb.

hadaba soo noqo.

 

[Crow]

Arabian moon god

Warya, get on your knees and repeat after me: Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi.