Conan O'Brien's DNA Test Stunned His Doctor

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  1. Apollo

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    Somewhat funny. :lol:
     
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  2. Timo Jareer and proud

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    Both of my parents belong to the same sub clan of Ciidgalle. I am probably 100% Somali and y'all know what that means.:damn:
     
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  3. Samaalic Era

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    He's probably the only watchable talkshow host and naturally hilarious
     
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  4. Pastoralite

    Pastoralite high off that E-V32

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    He’s actually 99% irish but the lucky charms he ate for breakfast boosted it by 1% :trumpsmirk:
     
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  5. Apollo

    Apollo Mudane Apollow Staff Member Moderator

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    Lots of Somalis are scoring 99-100% Somali on 23andMe. They must feel like him in that joke. :lol:
     
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  6. Samaalic Era

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    To be Somali is to be inbred. This is what it means to have a pure lineage:lolbron:
     
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  7. Timo Jareer and proud

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    Imagine wasting over $100 just to find out that your inbread.:mjkkk:
     
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  8. Timo Jareer and proud

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    Knowing my parents share the same great great great great grandfather is scary af. :ohlord:

    Wish I was never told of my mother's qabiil.:tacky:
     
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  9. Nuur Iidaan

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    That nigga Conan is like 70% legs 30% torso.
    :chrisfreshhah::russ::drakelaugh::pachah1:
     
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  10. halwa

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    Which is why I will never be doing a DNA test. All that money goes to waste, when in fact, I could have bought a Chanel perfume with it.
     
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    I'm sure i'm not even 90% Somali, i wish i was pure! This lucky bastard, he's irish:salute:
     
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  12. Lolalola

    Lolalola Qabiil: Banu Hashim; don't @ me

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    Imagine taking it though and finding out you're like 99.999% Somali and 0.00001% Chinese.
     
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    The alchemist I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man.

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    Calling you all "inbreds" would be accurate. :drakelaugh:
     
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    :farole: I have never done a DNA test.
     
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    That's like most of the Somalis on 23andMe. They all have 99-99.9% Somali, with different variations of other groups like 0.2% South Asian, 0.1% Broadly European, .0.5% Ethiopian and Eritrean etc. Very few people got 100% Somali. Even I got like trace amounts of Ethiopian/Eritrean, Nigerian and Sardinian (wtf).
     
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    I question your skechy results. :hova:
     
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    Lol, you think I'm lying? Why would I lie about having xabashi and Nigerian DNA?:drakelaugh:
     
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    Look at your name. I rest my case. :farole:
     
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    Some Somalis were getting chinese and native American. My results aren't that crazy. Remember, these are trace amounts. Anything less than 1% is background noise. Anything less than 5% is negligible.
     
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    :farmajoyaab: I was on the verge of mapping out your ancestral story.
     
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