Cab driving the new wave

[FendiFanatic]

as y’all know my bum ass used to work at Tim Hortons but I got fired because I was “harassing” a female coworker. Well the past week I been doing Uber work and I just gotta say it’s the GOAT somali job. All you do is buy a Bluetooth device you drive the nigga to his place and once your done ur routes you chill at the Tim Horton’s with all the adeers that finished their route. The pay is good asf too bro especially because it’s caribana week. Infact the pay is so good I’m moving out my hooyo house. Deadass I can see myself living like this

 

[AussieHustler]

When you are 50 with a Bidaar bigger than the red planet covered with a baseball hat, don’t call yourself ciyaalka xaafadda ayaan ahay. As long as you are enjoying, it’s a job.

But I can’t fathom why a 20something old guy who can attend a vocational institution and learn a trade would waste the rest of his life driving Uber/cabs or be a security guard.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

as y’all know my bum ass used to work at Tim Hortons but I got fired because I was “harassing” a female coworker. Well the past week I been doing Uber work and I just gotta say it’s the GOAT somali job. All you do is buy a Bluetooth device you drive the nigga to his place and once your done ur routes you chill at the Tim Horton’s with all the adeers that finished their route. The pay is good asf too bro especially because it’s caribana week. Infact the pay is so good I’m moving out my hooyo house. Deadass I can see myself living like this

Lool sxb uber driver life sounds lit your just sitting down all day getting paid to drive and chill in gonna sign up soon

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

When you are 50 with a Bidaar bigger than the red planet covered with a baseball hat, don’t call yourself ciyaalka xaafadda ayaan ahay. As long as you are enjoying, it’s a job.

But I can’t fathom why a 20something old guy who can attend a vocational institution and learn a trade would waste the rest of his life driving Uber/cabs or be a security guard.

uber and security is life sxb

 

[Zainab_7]

as y’all know my bum ass used to work at Tim Hortons but I got fired because I was “harassing” a female coworker. Well the past week I been doing Uber work and I just gotta say it’s the GOAT somali job. All you do is buy a Bluetooth device you drive the nigga to his place and once your done ur routes you chill at the Tim Horton’s with all the adeers that finished their route. The pay is good asf too bro especially because it’s caribana week. Infact the pay is so good I’m moving out my hooyo house. Deadass I can see myself living like this

dosn't most of your lacaag go towards gas tho?

 

[Bernie Madoff]

@FendiFanatic you shouldn’t told me this earlier I would’ve hollered at u for Uber last night and give you good ratings

 

[FendiFanatic]

When you are 50 with a Bidaar bigger than the red planet covered with a baseball hat, don’t call yourself ciyaalka xaafadda ayaan ahay. As long as you are enjoying, it’s a job.

But I can’t fathom why a 20something old guy who can attend a vocational institution and learn a trade would waste the rest of his life driving Uber/cabs or be a security guard.

Damn why you always coming with some negative shit bro. You needa smoke some weed and just chill out sxb life is simple

dosn't most of your lacaag go towards gas tho?

not really I have a car that runs on low gas

Lool sxb uber driver life sounds lit your just sitting down all day getting paid to drive and chill in gonna sign up soon

I’m saying sxb f*ck this math division bullshit I just wanna live a simple easy life

@FendiFanatic you shouldn’t told me this earlier I would’ve hollered at u for Uber last night and give you good ratings

waraa I do routes around Etobicoke and Downtown holla at me

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Damn why you always coming with some negative shit bro. You needa smoke some weed and just chill out sxb life is simple

not really I have a car that runs on low gas

I’m saying sxb f*ck this math division bullshit I just wanna live a simple easy life

waraa I do routes around Etobicoke and Downtown holla at me

Real talks sxb live life by your own terms f*ck what others think

 

[jamal9]

Damn why you always coming with some negative shit bro. You needa smoke some weed and just chill out sxb life is simple

not really I have a car that runs on low gas

I’m saying sxb f*ck this math division bullshit I just wanna live a simple easy life

waraa I do routes around Etobicoke and Downtown holla at me

i will be at rexdale/kipling at 5pm. pick me up, will pay u a good tip. destination is Vaughan mills mall. what kinda car u drivin?

 

[YourBroMoe]

 

[AliUK]

uber and security is life sxb

If you are lazy. Come on bro, your mum didn't leave her country and her assets to come to a shit country just for you to not work hard.

 

[Basra]

as y’all know my bum ass used to work at Tim Hortons but I got fired because I was “harassing” a female coworker. Well the past week I been doing Uber work and I just gotta say it’s the GOAT somali job. All you do is buy a Bluetooth device you drive the nigga to his place and once your done ur routes you chill at the Tim Horton’s with all the adeers that finished their route. The pay is good asf too bro especially because it’s caribana week. Infact the pay is so good I’m moving out my hooyo house. Deadass I can see myself living like this

Mashalaaah. May God give u Baraakah. Save up some money to get married inshalaah

 

[GeKo]

Do any vocational training as Aussie said even mechanic. After some years of being a mechanic you can open your own auto shop and make bank.

Think long term and take advantage while you're still young and have little responsibilities.