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Without getting too technical, I accidentally broke a very expensive piece of equipment at work recently.

I don't use it on a day-to-day basis but my colleague does and we were working together when the accident happened.

My boss very subtly suggested that it was this colleague who was to blame. He didn't outright say it but that it was more the way he said it. At first I was like what?! No no no but I soon understood what was going on. He knew. But he wanted me to say it was my colleague who was at fault and I was a bystander. I felt sick to my stomache.

I found out exactly how expensive it's going to be to replace. One, three, zero, comma, zero, zero, zero, point, zero, zero dollars. I don't even want to say it. Kaalaya I duuga waan dhintay.


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Without getting too technical, I accidentally broke a very expensive piece of equipment at work recently.

I don't use it on a day-to-day basis but my colleague does and we were working together when the accident happened.

My boss very subtly suggested that it was this colleague who was to blame. He didn't outright say it but it was more the way he said it. At first I was like what?! No no no but I soon understood what was going on. He knew. But he wanted me to say it was my colleague who was at fault and I was a bystander. I felt sick to my stomache.

I found out exactly how expensive it's going to be to replace. One, three, zero, comma, zero, zero, zero, point, zero, zero dollars. I don't even want to say it. Kaalaya I duuga waan dhintay.


I need distraction... what was the biggest mistake you have ever made?


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Biggest mistake in my entire life and I get upset when I remember this but this is true story wallahi. My little cousin came running and crying to me about a black dude with a blue Adidas tracksuit slapped him and he told me that he ran down the street so I ran and saw a black guy with a blue tracksuit but didn't bother seeing the label because I was pissed so I run up on him and gave him the biggest karbash in history. He got a black eye, busted lip, multiple bruises on his face and nose drooling with blood. He was eventually on the floor and I dragged his ass to my apartment and told him to apologize to my little cousin and my little cousin said no, it wasn't him. He's not wearing an Adidas tracksuit and my face was like
:jaynerd:

So I apologized and brought him to my house. Washed his face, gave him ice pack for his bruises, begged him not to call the police but he wasn't a snitch and I gave him alot of money for my mistake and he forgave me. In fact, I told him to give me a nice big punch on my face but he refused and was happy with the money I gave him. I ride him back to his home and his girlfriend was shocked and I told her lies about saving him from random dudes that tried to rob him. He and I agreed while I was taking him to his home.


Then the next couple weeks, I finally found out who my little cousin was talking about and wallahi billahi, I broke his fucking arm after slamming his ass to the floor and soon as I saw his arm being bendy that's when I ran back to my car and dipped.
 
Biggest mistake in my entire life and I get upset when I remember this but this is true story wallahi. My little cousin came running and crying to me about a black dude with a blue Adidas tracksuit slapped him and he told me that he ran down the street so I ran and saw a black guy with a blue tracksuit but didn't bother seeing the label because I was pissed so I run up on him and gave him the biggest karbash in history. He got a black eye, busted lip, multiple bruises on his face and nose drooling with blood. He was eventually on the floor and I dragged his ass to my apartment and told him to apologize to my little cousin and my little cousin said no, it wasn't him. He's not wearing an Adidas tracksuit and my face was like
:jaynerd:

So I apologized and brought him to my house. Washed his face, gave him ice pack for his bruises, begged him not to call the police but he wasn't a snitch and I gave him alot of money for my mistake and he forgave me. In fact, I told him to give me a nice big punch on my face but he refused and was happy with the money I gave him. I ride him back to his home and his girlfriend was shocked and I told her lies about saving him from random dudes that tried to rob him. He and I agreed while I was taking him to his home.


Then the next couple weeks, I finally found out who my little cousin was talking about and wallahi billahi, I broke his fucking arm after slamming his ass to the floor and soon as I saw his arm being bendy that's when I ran back to my car and dipped.
:dwill::francis:
 
Biggest mistake in my entire life and I get upset when I remember this but this is true story wallahi. My little cousin came running and crying to me about a black dude with a blue Adidas tracksuit slapped him and he told me that he ran down the street so I ran and saw a black guy with a blue tracksuit but didn't bother seeing the label because I was pissed so I run up on him and gave him the biggest karbash in history. He got a black eye, busted lip, multiple bruises on his face and nose drooling with blood. He was eventually on the floor and I dragged his ass to my apartment and told him to apologize to my little cousin and my little cousin said no, it wasn't him. He's not wearing an Adidas tracksuit and my face was like
:jaynerd:

So I apologized and brought him to my house. Washed his face, gave him ice pack for his bruises, begged him not to call the police but he wasn't a snitch and I gave him alot of money for my mistake and he forgave me. In fact, I told him to give me a nice big punch on my face but he refused and was happy with the money I gave him. I ride him back to his home and his girlfriend was shocked and I told her lies about saving him from random dudes that tried to rob him. He and I agreed while I was taking him to his home.


Then the next couple weeks, I finally found out who my little cousin was talking about and wallahi billahi, I broke his fucking arm after slamming his ass to the floor and soon as I saw his arm being bendy that's when I ran back to my car and dipped.
Looooool you out here doing mistaken identity cases bro wtf i woulda felt bare guilty kkk u let your nuts hang tho u gotta ride for the fam
 

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Looooool you out here doing mistaken identity cases bro wtf i woulda felt bare guilty kkk u let your nuts hang tho u gotta ride for the fam

Till this very day I learned not to let my anger have control over me. It was so fucked up but alhamdulillah he forgave me after I gave him good money. It still worked out in the end and you know mistakes happen but I will definitely not make this sort of mistake ever again
:ohlord:
 
Biggest mistake in my entire life and I get upset when I remember this but this is true story wallahi. My little cousin came running and crying to me about a black dude with a blue Adidas tracksuit slapped him and he told me that he ran down the street so I ran and saw a black guy with a blue tracksuit but didn't bother seeing the label because I was pissed so I run up on him and gave him the biggest karbash in history. He got a black eye, busted lip, multiple bruises on his face and nose drooling with blood. He was eventually on the floor and I dragged his ass to my apartment and told him to apologize to my little cousin and my little cousin said no, it wasn't him. He's not wearing an Adidas tracksuit and my face was like
:jaynerd:

So I apologized and brought him to my house. Washed his face, gave him ice pack for his bruises, begged him not to call the police but he wasn't a snitch and I gave him alot of money for my mistake and he forgave me. In fact, I told him to give me a nice big punch on my face but he refused and was happy with the money I gave him. I ride him back to his home and his girlfriend was shocked and I told her lies about saving him from random dudes that tried to rob him. He and I agreed while I was taking him to his home.


Then the next couple weeks, I finally found out who my little cousin was talking about and wallahi billahi, I broke his fucking arm after slamming his ass to the floor and soon as I saw his arm being bendy that's when I ran back to my car and dipped.
Factz with the fiction.

What a surprise :hillarybiz:
 
Biggest mistake in my entire life and I get upset when I remember this but this is true story wallahi. My little cousin came running and crying to me about a black dude with a blue Adidas tracksuit slapped him and he told me that he ran down the street so I ran and saw a black guy with a blue tracksuit but didn't bother seeing the label because I was pissed so I run up on him and gave him the biggest karbash in history. He got a black eye, busted lip, multiple bruises on his face and nose drooling with blood. He was eventually on the floor and I dragged his ass to my apartment and told him to apologize to my little cousin and my little cousin said no, it wasn't him. He's not wearing an Adidas tracksuit and my face was like
:jaynerd:

So I apologized and brought him to my house. Washed his face, gave him ice pack for his bruises, begged him not to call the police but he wasn't a snitch and I gave him alot of money for my mistake and he forgave me. In fact, I told him to give me a nice big punch on my face but he refused and was happy with the money I gave him. I ride him back to his home and his girlfriend was shocked and I told her lies about saving him from random dudes that tried to rob him. He and I agreed while I was taking him to his home.


Then the next couple weeks, I finally found out who my little cousin was talking about and wallahi billahi, I broke his fucking arm after slamming his ass to the floor and soon as I saw his arm being bendy that's when I ran back to my car and dipped.

Factz

Wow, I’m lucky that I live far away from you? Tell us about the day you bashed Manny Pacquiao after he insulted you and called you Obama?
 

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Wow, I’m lucky that I live far away from you? Tell us about the day you bashed Manny Pacquiao after he insulted you and called you Obama?

Aside from trolling. I'm a good man, never violent at all. This is my old days were I would get angry if anyone messed with my family or friends.
 
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