Bidaar Wanagsan Appreciation Thread

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

@Bidaar Wanagsan is a folksy intelligent old man living in the UK who’s contribution to sspot is unique and unparalleled. Bit of background about bidaar.

Our friend bidaar survived a purge of Siyad Barre’s army in 1978, after the disastrous campaign the year earlier. He engaged in anti govt activities for over a decade, during which he is alleged to have committed war crimes.

In 1990, the gullible authorities in the UK accepted his asylum claim and he’s been there since. He’s been trying to assimilate since then and has put in countless hours in ESL classes, all to no avail. He is not a citizen of the UK and the government is currently investigating allegations of war crimes against him.

Compounding his problems, he is 62 years old and openly lusts after women a quarter his age, which gets him into all sorts of trouble. He was prosecuted 4 times in the last 15 years for sexual assault, and found not guilty each time because the jury felt sorry for him.

Currently, bidaar is in legal limbo awaiting a court’s ruling on his case. If he loses, he goes back home and risks facing justice.

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

Ur posting some many threads (no offence). But when I do it I get a ton of hate

 

[lone]

informative and creative at the same time.

 

[RasCanjero-]

Bidaar's threads are probably some of the more entertaining ones on here.

Hopefully he still has a few more years in him.

 

[NotMyL]

@Bidaar Wanagsan that old fart is funny, I will give him that

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

Yeah biddar is a funny fellow I enjoy reading his posts

 

[Hades]

He's ok I guess

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Gracias señor. You've done a thorough job. Too thorough perhaps. I do wish you didn't go into my time in the army. Justice may catch up with me faster than a lightening strike.

The libertarian mujahids will reciprocate your good will by offering refuge to all Somali kuffar. It doesn't matter if you wash your backside or not, it doesn't matter if your breath smells like the inside of a rowdy pub. Gaal or not, circumcized or not, Westernized qaxootis have the same rights as pious wadaads like me. The Somali Republic will grant you liberty, equality, and Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.

I don't live in the UK though. Can't you tell by my spelling?

 

[Boqor]

He is a psychopath every time I read his shit my IQ and imaan drop simultaneously, but apart from that he is cool

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

He's ok I guess

Ok? Talk about damning with faint praise. Is this because I chose @Angela Davis over you? Cry me a river.

 

[Hades]

Ok? Talk about damning with faint praise. Is this because I chose @Angela Davis over you? Cry me a river.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

He is a psychopath every time I read his shit my IQ and imaan drop simultaneously, but apart from that he is cool

How do you think I felt when you told me the Sahaba were "stupid" and mired in "superstition"? And then you had the gall to say that doggystyle is halal. Acudhubillah.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I told @Lola_Vonroe to take yr name off her signature. She was offended by your lack of ixtiraam for your esteemed elders. She told me she will do it.

 

[Boqor]

How do you think I felt when you told me the Sahaba were "stupid" and mired in "superstition"? And then you had the gall to say that doggystyle is halal. Acudhubillah.

You have a way with words; it's a shame you use that trait to twist my words. You should write a book or something; earn some money towards your pensions and complete some kind of bucket list; bit of fun before your liberal ass goes to hellfire

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You have a way with words; it's a shame you use that trait to twist my words. You should write a book or something; earn some money towards your pensions and complete some kind of bucket list; bit of fun before your liberal ass goes to hellfire

Liberals are the allies of Wahabbiyah. They're for open borders. So how can I be a librul?

I'm a libertarian mujtahid sxb. People think libertarianism was invented by America, but it was invented by the Qur'anic verse "Laa ikraha fi deen". Allahu Akbar, Islam is the truth, the way, and the light. You would know this if you were not an anti-Sahaba rafidah. People are obsessed with the growth of Somali atheists. But of more interest to me is the growth of Somali Shias.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Oh I'm so glad you've created this topic. I'm overwhelmed with emotions. What can I say about @Bidaar Wanagsan other than he's a raging alcoholic, sex addicted, habaryar screwing, gorgoraad sniffing, Mr burns look alike, who loves being tortured emotionally, he purposely tries to have a thing with girls way out of his league, his petite self is always bragging about the money he has in his bank account inorder to lure in the bimbos, little do they know, he's a credit card scammer. More than 5 credit card companies think he has been captured by the pirates in Somalia.

 

[Hades]

I told @Lola_Vonroe to take yr name off her signature. She was offended by your lack of ixtiraam for your esteemed elders. She told me she will do it.

Are you calling me an ageist because I believe respect is earned? What happened to all that liberty, freedom of speech/belief stuff you spout day in and day out? Tsk tsk.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Oh I'm so glad you've created this topic. I'm overwhelmed with emotions. What can I say about @Bidaar Wanagsan other than he's a raging alcoholic, sex addicted, habaryar screwing, gorgoraad sniffing, Mr burns look alike, who loves being tortured emotionally, he purposely tries to have a thing with girls way out of his league, his petite self is always bragging about the money he has in his bank account inorder to lure in the bimbos, little do they know, he's a credit card scammer. More than 5 credit card companies think he has been captured by the pirates in Somalia.

Alla beerka iyo wadnaha. It's flattering to be compared to Mr Burns. I'm not as good looking as him.

Say what you will about my lack of pulchritude, but one thing you cannot take away from me is my healthy bank balance. I've always been good with money. In the name of He in whose hands my soul rests, I bear witness that whilst girls have complained about my shiir, they've never called me a cheapskate. I skate expensively. Shame on you.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Are you calling me an ageist because I believe respect is earned? What happened to all that liberty, freedom of speech/belief stuff you spout day in and day out? Tsk tsk.

Freedom is from the shaytan. Jinni haku cuno yareey.

How can respect be earned? That doesn't even make sense. Do you respect your ma and pa because they've had to jump over hurdles and pass examinations? Westernized xaliimos will be the demise of Somalinimo. If I didn't just have a hip operation wallahi I would drive to your house and punish you severely.

 

[Hades]

How can respect be earned? That doesn't even make sense. Do you respect your ma and pa because they've had to jump over hurdles and pass examinations?

It makes perfect sense; do you bootyclap for every stranger w/o knowing what type of person they are? and my parents have been there for me since day one so of course they don't need to earn my respect, can't say the same for you, stranger

Freedom is from the shaytan. Jinni haku cuno yareey.

If I didn't just have a hip operation wallahi I would drive to your house and punish you severely.

Who do you think you are?

Westernized xaliimos will be the demise of Somalinimo.

With that being said, I'm wishing you a speedy recovery.