I hate my job wallahi i had to keep everybody safe and search all these naked cadaan girls before they went in the concert the amount of germs i mustve touched i had to have a bath with dettol as soon as i got home. Being muslim working in the UK is hard wallahi one fucking drunk lady threw herself on me she took my loudspeaker and screamed some bullshit whale sounds into it the whole crowd was cracking up wallahi i had to keep her moving authibillahi mina shaytaani rajim these gaalo girls are suujuis realtalks how many durex did i find in their purses i even saw cocaine in one toasted girls purse you know me tho had to keep them stepping f*ck being a witness. Crazy man wallahi beyonce shut shit down tho she is way too talented wallahi its a shame that kufaar will burn in jahannam. Eminem concert on monday twickenham stadium see yous there dunno