Beware of Eager Abdi

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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About him:
1. His whole crew tied the knot
2. He's tired of being a groomsman

Summer rolls around and it’s time for bride hunting. This brother is on the prowl. His main objective is to turn on the charm to trap a “honey” long-term. You notice him by his iman la’ gaze. Try not to stare at him directly. It’s even more dangerous if you know him somehow. He’ll likely use his connection to you as an opening to kawaal.

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He might have some redeemable qualities but he wants to hog tie you into a commitment. Your friends urge you to give him a chance given his credentials, ambition and confidence. According to them, those characteristics are in short supply. You beg to differ. Your suspicions tell you he just wants matching wedding bands like his friends.You might be awfully bookish but you’re not fooled by flattery or a man that puts on airs. With him it’s about the law of averages. He dated aggressively in his youth, so meeting him isn’t kismet. You were there at the right time, you looked good enough and didn’t bark at him to leave.

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You haven’t even decided whether you’re attracted to him. You don't mind talking to him to scower his mind for interesting writing material. Plus, he loves the sound of his voice. As you expected he's a wounded bird. And you don't have an antidote to that. Though he seems amusing. You would never give him a chance. He's too much of an opportunist. You'd rather a brother afflicted with oneitis. Lucky for you, you’re leaving town. When you inform him he exclaims his womb is geriatric and he’s in no position to wait for a Xalimo at this age.

Upon your return, you’re relieved to find out he’s on course to jumping the broom.

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Have you ever met an Eager Abdi? Are you one? Or do you know one personally?
 

El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
whoa! I thought you were descriping me but unforgunately i aint abdi whos willing to settle down anytime soon. phew!


Wait! a redpill naag?! :rejoice:

you havent changed a bit. still same old somnet drama queen.


Adeer iska guurso while your dwindling SMV is bit negotiable!
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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whoa! I thought you were descriping me but unforgunately i aint abdi whos willing to settle down anytime soon. phew!


Wait! a redpill naag?! :rejoice:

you havent changed a bit. still same old somnet drama queen.


Adeer iska guurso while your dwindling SMV is bit negotiable!

You just haven't hit the wall yet. Give it some time. Let the bidar fully activate. Then you'll be itching for an altar in a few moons.

Dramatic, I think not. Discerning? Absolutely.
 

YoungFarah

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About him:
1. His whole crew tied the knot
2. He's tired of being a groomsman

Summer rolls around and it’s time for bride hunting. This brother is on the prowl. His main objective is to turn on the charm to trap a “honey” long-term. You notice him by his iman la’ gaze. Try not to stare at him directly. It’s even more dangerous if you know him somehow. He’ll likely use his connection to you as an opening to kawaal.

Bugs-Bunny-Drag-02.gif


He might have some redeemable qualities but he wants to hog tie you into a commitment. Your friends urge you to give him a chance given his credentials, ambition and confidence. According to them, those characteristics are in short supply. You beg to differ. Your suspicions tell you he just wants matching wedding bands like his friends.You might be awfully bookish but you’re not fooled by flattery or a man that puts on airs. With him it’s about the law of averages. He dated aggressively in his youth, so meeting him isn’t kismet. You were there at the right time, you looked good enough and didn’t bark at him to leave.

giphy.gif


You haven’t even decided whether you’re attracted to him. You don't mind talking to him to scower his mind for interesting writing material. Plus, he loves the sound of his voice. As you expected he's a wounded bird. And you don't have an antidote to that. Though he seems amusing. You would never give him a chance. He's too much of an opportunist. You'd rather a brother afflicted with oneitis. Lucky for you, you’re leaving town. When you inform him he exclaims his womb is geriatric and he’s in no position to wait for a Xalimo at this age.

Upon your return, you’re relieved to find out he’s on course to jumping the broom.

NXYw3.gif


Have you ever met an Eager Abdi? Are you one? Or do you know one personally?
Go see a therapist walaal you seem disturbed. Are you speaking from experience here?
 

El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
You just haven't hit the wall yet. Give it some time. Let the bidar fully activate. Then you'll be itching for an altar in a few moons.

Dramatic, I think not. Discerning? Absolutely.
lol at the wall! naa im only gettin more xaax and when bidaar hits me, i will be drowning in lacag so i might as well get hair transplate if the bidaar aint the sexy one!

adigu you should start freezing your ovaries and eggs! cant take chances.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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lol at the wall! naa im only gettin more xaax and when bidaar hits me, i will be drowning in lacag so i might as well get hair transplate if the bidaar aint the sexy one!

adigu you should start freezing your ovaries and eggs! cant take chances.

The real estate can be a tad expensive, soomaha. Plus, eggs go bad, they'll likely develop some genetic abnormalities the longer they are left out. I think I'll tempt fate by holding out, sxb.
 

El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
Thank you for the recommendation, walaal. Before I check myself into the nearest ward, what was "disturbing" about curbing an opportunistic male?
You sound bitter islaanta! let men hsve their way, live and let live!


As a feminazi you should be glad you are gettin alot of acceptance in the world now. its easier to bag a young mandingo stud cub from third world countries like latin america, nigeria etc! :siilaanyolaugh:


#StopCockBlocking and get your luggage lifted
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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You sound bitter islaanta! let men hsve their way, live and let live!


As a feminazi you should be glad you are gettin alot of acceptance in the world now. its easier to bag a young mandingo stud cub from third world countries like latin america, nigeria etc! :siilaanyolaugh:


#StopCockBlocking and get your luggage lifted

Take windex and mix it with a little bleach. It would be deadly. Ask a miskeen to date a reformed fiend and you'll render similar results. Like attracts like. Viva the socially awkward and highly intelligent farax with no experience. I salute thee. :salute:
 
Didn't know there were too many sensitive "eager Abdi's" on this website. Interesting to note that they are the same mob who always complain about the high cost of meher.


Op

What's the alternative to "eager Abdi" & can you please add a short descriptive piece about him. Thanks in advance.
 
@sophisticate a woman writing full sentences, kibr! you really have triggered the usuals.

Perhaps your description will help some miskeen Marian's, her inexperience doesn't allow her to notice the warning signs and that she is just one on the list.
 
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