Bac la'aan ba ku aasay I'm screwed now

[KULTA]

There is a somali saying: Nimaan bacda isticmaalin barito ayuu shalaynaa. Totally made that up

Soon a little guy will call you...Aabe Air Jalam

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Was this your girl or some random chick? I how you gonna go raw without her taking a pill your just asking for it and i know condoms suck lol. As long as she aint miss her period you gucci.


But that post nut clarity though can be a ............

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

 

[Luke]

Having a kid is not so bad. Just worry about their mother.

 

[dhegdheer]

Somali women are very fertile.. Sorry your wishes won't come true :siilaanyolaugh:

What wishes I didn't wish infertility on me but all would-be deadbeat fathers in here

 

[Figo]

Good news I dodge a bullet
Bad news I might ku aas again

 

[Tramo]

Good news I dodge a bullet
Bad news I might ku aas again

koofiyada gasho, waa ku sidee

u gotta go in like

 

[Burhan]

Good news I dodge a bullet
Bad news I might ku aas again

Guess you were camping by your phone and checked every morning if she got her period. If you got tormented by worries, don't be fooled by getting lucky one time.

You are obviously irresponsible man who can not be a father, so keep your dick locked up and be a real man who is willing to pay for his pleasure and make a sacrifice. Don't screw up some Somali girl's life with your irresponsibility bra.

You would not accept your sister be treated like this. Imagine some dude out there planning to do this to your sister. or to a female relative you have.

 

[Jujuman]

What happened to that seatbelt of yours and 'safety first.'

 

[Hassan Garguute Buldanana]

Good news I dodge a bullet
Bad news I might ku aas again

just get married sxb Diseases, unwanted pregnancies, dambi, some serious shit young nigga