apostasy stems from bacteria

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in Islam cleanliness is next to Godliness, abulations for every prayer which is five times a day to rinse the bacteria away.



@supz became an apostate when one day he was on the toilet seat and he had a thought why should I rinse my ass with water cause it’s unhygienic I will use a tissue from now on so he followed it through till a few months down the line the bacteria that formed in his anus worked its way to his brain destroying his brain cells.

If you don’t want to become an apostate and have your brains taken over by bacteria then it’s imperative that you clean yourself atleast 5 times a day.
 
in Islam cleanliness is next to Godliness, abulations for every prayer which is five times a day to rinse the bacteria away.



@supz became an apostate when one day he was on the toilet seat and he had a thought why should I rinse my ass with water cause it’s unhygienic I will use a tissue from now on so he followed it through till a few months down the line the bacteria that formed in his anus worked its way to his brain destroying his brain cells.

If you don’t want to become an apostate and have your brains taken over by bacteria then it’s imperative that you clean yourself atleast 5 times a day.
By that logic all homeless people are gaalo :ayaanswag:
 
in Islam cleanliness is next to Godliness, abulations for every prayer which is five times a day to rinse the bacteria away.



@supz became an apostate when one day he was on the toilet seat and he had a thought why should I rinse my ass with water cause it’s unhygienic I will use a tissue from now on so he followed it through till a few months down the line the bacteria that formed in his anus worked its way to his brain destroying his brain cells.

If you don’t want to become an apostate and have your brains taken over by bacteria then it’s imperative that you clean yourself atleast 5 times a day.
Im a muslim in the toilets fam. Im unfortunately a germaphobe. :mjlol::mjlol:.
 
By that logic all the nomads, the poor Muslims and those residing in refugee camps should have been atheists and the well off should be following the religion of desert dwellers.

Btw, not all bacteria are harmful, in fact humans aren’t capable of surviving without some bacteria.
 

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It’s a known fact Muslims wash themselves five times a day for prayer even if they’re homeless whereas gaalo don’t even clean excrement from their ass with water
 

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By that logic all homeless people are gaalo :ayaanswag:
Muslims do abulation five times a day and they clean their ass with water unlike apostate Who view themselves as westernised think it’s backwards to rinse with water since they’re westernised they opt out for the western why which is tissue.
 

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By that logic all the nomads, the poor Muslims and those residing in refugee camps should have been atheists and the well off should be following the religion of desert dwellers.

Btw, not all bacteria are harmful, in fact humans aren’t capable of surviving without some bacteria.
All Muslims use water to clean their excrement that’s why you use tissue cause you’re an apostate :susp:
 
Say wallahi you didn’t start using tissue right after you become an apostate kkk
wallah. Once you were brought up with muslim hygienic values you can never use only a tissue. :mjlol:. I don't understand how anyone can only use a tissue. :damedamn:. tbh i pretty much have a muslim lifestyle rn. Apart from drinking and eating pork here and there.
 

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wallah. Once you were brought up with muslim hygienic values you can never use only a tissue. :mjlol:. I don't understand how anyone can only use a tissue. :damedamn:
Masha Allah there’s hope for you yet boowe Allah is all forgiving most merciful cleanliness is next to Godliness :banderas:
 
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