Any Epic Rap Battle fans ? Which are your favorite(s) ?

These are mine :
Jack’s first verse is so cold.
Cleopatra snapped. She was extremely educated and politically intelligent
As a history buff, I love this. Richard was kinda a fuckboy and was more of a general then a ruler. He really didn’t know English. Lol. Plus, the Vikings, both the Danish & Swedish colonized for a hot minute.
Fredrick the Great is one of my European kings.
 
@Idrus The last one hurts as a catholic and a huge fan of Robin Hood. Guy had got done dirty asf. He was the only real one. King James was a closest homosexual
 

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MLK vs Ghandi

“I admired the way you broke the british power but I have a dream one day you’ll take a shower” -MLK
is a nice bar but ghandi lowkey had him beat with the:

“With protest and women the same thing goes, always stay away from the ho’s” -Ghandi

alluding to when protestors got shot with water hoses.

Overall a masterpiece but like always, they end it too short.
 
MLK vs Ghandi

“I admired the way you broke the british power but I have a dream one day you’ll take a shower” -MLK
is a nice bar but ghandi lowkey had him beat with the:

“With protest and women the same thing goes, always stay away from the ho’s” -Ghandi

alluding to when protestors got shot with water hoses.

Overall a masterpiece but like always, they end it too short.
That one is really good, too. I like the Micheal Jordan vs Mohammad Ali one as well
 

Caaro

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These ones are also certified bangers:


and Part 2:
 

Caaro

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These were great man
“there are 10 million million million million million million million million million particles in universe that we can observe and your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd”

lol brings me back :yloezpe:
 
These ones are also certified bangers:


and Part 2:
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One of the coldest lines is Cleopatra:
You still got no children after your third marriage
You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage
You've got an hourglass figure, but that's about it
A candle in the wind that can't act for shit
Stop it, she’s already dead!!!!
 

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MLK vs Ghandi

“I admired the way you broke the british power but I have a dream one day you’ll take a shower” -MLK
is a nice bar but ghandi lowkey had him beat with the:

“With protest and women the same thing goes, always stay away from the ho’s” -Ghandi

alluding to when protestors got shot with water hoses.

Overall a masterpiece but like always, they end it too short.
WRONG!
He was alluding to the fact that MLK was serious womanizer
 

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