I was talking to a white friend of mine and I asked, “do you have a bidet in your bathroom” he said no wtf is that? I said a device in the bathroom you use to wash your ass with after you shit. He made a face of disgust. I then asked what do you do after you shit? (I already knew the answer)
He said, “ Dude What? where the f*ck are you from?!!! I'm from Pittsburgh and we just use toilet paper”

Main reason why I can’t get with a white girl. These people walk around with pieces of shit on their underwear all the time
He said, “ Dude What? where the f*ck are you from?!!! I'm from Pittsburgh and we just use toilet paper”

Main reason why I can’t get with a white girl. These people walk around with pieces of shit on their underwear all the time
