Am at the lifetime fitness locker room and older Somali dude asked me stupid questions

[Cerberus]

He first asks me if he can drink out of the water fountain and then he next opens sauna and says “qof kuma juro” and I told him so why don’t you go in?
Turns out it’s his first day here and he is asking me stupid questions

 

[Basra]

Hi Mohammed

 

[Cerberus]

Hi Mohammed

How you know I’m Mohamed? I told you I’m only a few states away if you’re serious about getting a man.

 

[Basra]

How you know I’m Mohamed? I told you I’m only a few states away if you’re serious about getting a man.

Hayee

 

[Abu Hesi]

maa shaa Allah, isku waara

 

[Basra]

maa shaa Allah, isku waara

Habo excuse me?

 

[Abu Hesi]

Habo excuse me?

You are taken xabibti, iga qalee, Osman qoftaada jac iga dheh.

 

[Cerberus]

maa shaa Allah, isku waara

Waara??

 

[Abu Hesi]

Waara??

Happily ever after aa taqanaa adiga

 

[yaqir]

It's his first day what do you expect? He's nervous probably