ALLAH IM EMBARRASSED WALLAHI

[DeadStar]

So, I was at work earlier and I was on my break. I was extremely happy today. I don’t know why.

I went into the break room and I had my earphones on listening to some smokepurpp then gas just filled my stomach cuz I had some Mexican beans and oodkac this morning..

The music was loud and I felt like farting and I just let it go Wallahi. All of a sudden i sense all these eyes staring at me and people leaving the room and I smelt this foul smell coming from me.

INAA LILLAHI WA INAA ILEYHI RAJIUUN.


One of my co workers was like “Abaay Abaay, that shit was loud as f*ck and Nasty bro.”

One of the es I was leading on was like “You were cute until you farted, Nasty ass Nigga.”

Then not thinking of what I was gonna say I told them “ I had Mexican food.”

The Mexicans were pissed the f*ck off.

I already Quit. f*ck DAWG


EVERYBODY AT WORK WAS TALKING ABOUT MY DUUSO.

HOYADIINA WASSA. IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT. THIS MUST BE THE BIGGEST L I’LL EVER CATCH BRO. I WAS CAUGHT LACKIN WALLHI

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You're a sxb.

 

[DeadStar]

You're a sxb.

My nigga why?

 

[Ferrari]

stupid! why do you think the loud music in ur head would hide ur dhuuso?
u can't holla at a girl from ur work now.

 

[DeadStar]

stupid! why do you think the loud music in ur head would hide ur dhuuso?
u can't holla at a girl from ur work now.

I already quit bro. I WAS LIKE f*ck IT!!

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

My nigga why?

I think es are underestimated. It rhymes with witch. And we know how cool they are. I'm the biggest of them all matter of fact. We have to own the label saxib. There's no shame in it.

 

[DeadStar]

I think es are underestimated. It rhymes with witch. And we know how cool they are. I'm the biggest of them all matter of fact. We have to own the label saxib. There's no shame in it.

Drugs ain’t good bro. Xanax kills my Nigga.

RIP LIL PEEP.

 

[Radical]

You should've quickly turned your fart into pickup lines to grab that , something like...

Did you fart? 'cuz you just blew me away!

Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome.

 

[mrcool]

Mcsonkor I told u to stop listening to trash music karma is a

 

[HuunoHunter]

Drugs ain’t good bro. Xanax kills my Nigga.

RIP LIL PEEP.

May Allah have mercy on him.

 

[AbdiJew]

I fart all the time infront of people I know well or people I will never meet again. I have farting matches with an Ayrab (he always wins).

One time I farted very loud and very nuclearly in a packed elevator and someone nearly fainted.

The #1 place I will not release my gas is at work. You farted at the last place you should be farting in. Look for a new job.