Me and Knowles have been trying to bury our hatchet after her devastating defeat and failed attempt to replicate a 3/3 trending topics. After few heartfelt DMs, she suggested to exchange facetime. I said I am an Android user, she replied with 'isn't facetime the name of every videocall app 'emo camal nooh'. She meant Imo. I ignored her fobbish remark and suggested Skype. Today was the day we first skyped, and it will be the last as well. I videocalled her around 5.30PM, when she just woke up. Her face literally covered the entire camera. The first thing I said to her was 'zoom out nacalaa kugu yaal'. She said she was sitting on a chair, 1 meter from the camera and if she moves even further, I might not be able to hear her. Her audio settings were really good because, despite sitting 1 meter from the laptop, I could hear her chair squeaking. She then suddenly stood up and turned around to go to -most probably- the kitchen. When she turned around, I almost got a heart attack as I thought I saw her futo. It turned out to be backside of her knee.
I told her I would call her back.
I told her I would call her back.
illaaha imatusiyo
This should the #1 trending topic. She dumped it in the qashin section kkkk
