A leak says that Trump was so disgusted by somalia he send a 3’6 creature as US ambassador to them

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
The leaker said that when Trump was told that “you still need an ambassador for Somalia” Trump was bewildered and asked “what business do we have with that shithole?” He was told that that the shithole has a rebel group that’s poses a thread to the US interest and that it wasn’t about caring abt the shithole itself. He then asked “Do they even have a government down there” and so his advisor answered “it’s Africa but Somalia is a special case. It is a hell on earth. It has dozens of competing “Presidents” and each is from a different tribe over there”. Trump replied “hey! Remember the dwarf Asian guy? You guys told me that he was an ex-embassador to some shithole in Africa in the past. I would advise that you guy post him over there. Please keep this shithole talk away from me next time. Just saying “Somalia” gets me disgusted “.

 
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