A Halimo will never marry you if you have these eyes

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  1. Ahmed Alawi

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    Do your eyes resemble the ones on the right? If so, don't even bother asking a xalimo for her hand in marriage. No amount of mehr will make her say yes.

    Allah is a cruel man
     
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  2. Ahmed Alawi

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    I can imagine a Somali girl throwing up at the thought of a man with eyes on the right approaching her
     
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  3. Gadiid

    Gadiid So much depends upon a red wheel barrow.

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    You off your meds or something?
    These threads are wack fam.
     
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  4. government

    government زومالي و افتخر

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    Horta I agree with you but what's your fascination with the male look first it was the head shape now it's the eyes
    It seems a little bit weird
    Anyways I'm blessed with eyes like the first guy on the left I always get compliments from women especially when I squint my eyes
     
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  6. Ahmed Alawi

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    i wanted to post this on the other thread but it got spammed so fast. If I posted it there it would've been on the 2nd page
     
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    Its a gynocentric world and you as a men are disposable your sole purpose in life is to serve women with your consent or manipulation.
     
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  8. CangeeroBear

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    My eye shape is perfect
    :banderas:
     
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    :umwhat:It matters on all your facial features together, not only your eyes.
     
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    Perfect for what penetration?
     
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    Niggas be sounding effeminate my eye shape kulaha nacaala shaidanka ku yaal
     
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    Perfect for seeing stuff....
    :noneck:
     
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    See these nuts
     
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    Sorry My eyes can't see into the nano scale
    :siilaanyolaugh:
     
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  15. TooMacaan

    TooMacaan Pride is an MF'er

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    You're like the second-rate version of @South Cushitic :bell:, sorry not sorry.
    And while there's a bit of truth to what you're saying- also keep in mind that your Supreme's eyes are closer to the pics on the left hand side than it is to the ones on the right..
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    Yet, it didn't benefit him much...:ayaanswag:
     
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  16. Ahmed Alawi

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    He has aspergers and mild autism. Those people cannot interact with humans properly no matter what. That is why he couldn't get girls.
     
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  17. yuusufdiin

    yuusufdiin child of afgooye

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    @South Cushitic is the kang of aestheticism :fittytousand:
     
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  18. government

    government زومالي و افتخر

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    He looks like the type of guy a female would like
     
  19. TooMacaan

    TooMacaan Pride is an MF'er

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    So now social skills >looks..? Nice shifting:camby:
    Yes, but he's wrong.
    Females have differing tastes sxb. Apparently Ryan Gosling & Bradley Cooper are supposed to be swoon worthy, but to me they're :vqbuyv0:
     
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  20. Ahmed Alawi

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    You're using a guy with a mental disability, a handicap that prevents him from interacting with humans. You use him to say looks don't matter. That's terrible logic.

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    99% of people are able to properly interact with humans. The guy on the left will never get a girl no matter how good his social skills are.
     
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