When @Mercury comes home from work the opposite of this list happens.
1.He is greeted by 4 dirty toddlers, all screaming "DADDY!!!" at least two will be crying.
2.His wife is usually sitting at the computer, gives him a light wave and a smile before she goes back to whatever, or she jumps in his lap to ask for money which is something he can't possibly say no, less, he is not stingy so he give to her.
3.Of course the family cat and rabbit is laying in his favorite arm-chair.
4. On his way to his chair to rest he kicks all the toys in the living room out to the hall.
5.His wife can't cook so he has to either cook for her and the kids or order chinese take out and ride up the house.
I know it all sounds horrible ... lol ... but the truth is he loves going to his home, and after 5 years of marriage him and my wife are still as giddy and in love as they were when they met! But she still can't cook ... lol
I was done after the pillow and shoes part
