1. Helios

    Somalia's Most Enduring Politician

    Madoobe has now officially outlasted Sheekh Sharif, HSM x1, and Farmaajo while in office as Madaxweynaha Jubbaland
  2. Awdalia Rising

    Governor Farmaajo Brings More Troops to Luuq

    Governor Failmucho is gearing up to destroy JL like he destroyed Galmudug, hirshabelle, and SWS. The ex taxi driver has been a failure in every single metric