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  1. Calaf

    They Brought Their Buuq Iyo Qeylo To Iceland.....

    Absolute filth, your a goddamn Somali man, speak the King's English. Scouser and Cockney are like for like the worst accent known to the serenity of the ears :gucciwhat:
  2. Calaf

    MP Raysal Qorane representing Caabudwaaq speaks up for the down trodden voiceless Rer Gedo concerning the floodings

    @Dalalos_ibn_Adali MX wa MX at the end of the day, it's good that she's making the folks aware of the effects of the climate change in the region. The constituent MPs are slacking though :kodaksmiley:
  3. Calaf

    Somali working in Lockheed Martin

    The list goes on and on. But no, it's the Somali man who needs to have the moral conscious, the rest are exempt :camby:
  4. Calaf

    Another deportation, this time SSC-Khaatumo deports lander from Sweden

    Somali version of cancel culture, but instead of employers knowing, its the Border Force:dead:
  5. Calaf

    My Blind Date from Jahanam.

    Was it cause he let out a dhuuso on his first date?
  6. Calaf

    When her breath smells of skittle, her saliva tastes

    You know you hit prime levels of down bad when your writing Erotic Poems in a Somali Forum :drakelaugh:
  7. Calaf

    Farmaajo is primarily responsible for what happened in China

    1 + 1 = Farmajo All roads of scandal must lead back to Farmajo.
  8. Calaf

    Youth and sports minister says his ministry did not know anything about the fat girl who was representing Somalia in China kkk

    Ah yes, it's Farmajos fault ladies and gentleman. This is all the doings of Farmajo. No shame at all. :pachah1:
  9. Calaf

    Youth and sports minister says his ministry did not know anything about the fat girl who was representing Somalia in China kkk

    The incident is not the first time Somalia has sparked controversy with its choice of athletes at international athletics events. In 2016, Maryan Nuh Muse ran a sluggish time of 1.10.14 in the 400m at the Rio Olympics. The average time for the event is about 48 seconds. It ain't even a one...
  10. Calaf

    Youth and sports minister says his ministry did not know anything about the fat girl who was representing Somalia in China kkk

    But..but...but...Farmajo did this too is your method of coping. Ceebka Caadunka and yet you still have audacity to finger point? :pachah1: Even BBC News mate. Khalas. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-66387994.amp
  11. Calaf

    Do you think UK 🇬🇧 will join back the EU 🇪🇺

    Labour with Keir as the leader will never join EU. Heck, we'll see a Tory Lite type of Labour coming into power. It's a case of bring me into No.10, no matter what. Green policy? Gone. Brexit? We will keep it, no change, nothing new to offer. Spending? No. Its basically Tories policies but with...
  12. Calaf

    Ex-Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi dies at 86

    This was back in 2011, when both was PM.
  13. Calaf

    Ex-Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi dies at 86

    https://news.sky.com/story/amp/silvio-berlusconi-former-italian-prime-minister-dies-12851228
  14. Calaf

    Culusow’s poor Arabic skills

    Zelensky was speaking English for his speech, Assad has a whole medical degree from the UK, the guy speaks fluent English, so he'd be understanding whatever he's saying. The cushitic duo on the other hand needs that headphones both ways :kodaksmiley:
  15. Calaf

    PM announces $1 million donation and Somali businessman donate $3 million to the victims of the earthquake in Tükiye

    Great reciprocal act by Somalis. But nothing to Syria? A country that opened their doors to Somalis due to the civil war.
  16. Calaf

    Somali Embassy in the UK opening ceremony.

    Good first steps, but for darn sake, the area isn't the greatest one. It's Central but ciyal suuq Central. Baby steps though, we will get to Knightsbridge one day.
  17. Calaf

    Somali Embassy in the UK opening ceremony.

    This is a embarrassment, 3rd Floor of a building in Edgware Road :gucciwhat: https://twitter.com/somaliainuk?lang=en-GB At least them folks won't be bored at night down in Edgware Road, but what a embarrasment that the NKs have a whole house and most embassy's are in good areas, whilst ours is...
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