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  1. AhmedSmelly

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    Dont you ever compare animation comics to that filth. P**n is a destroyer of souls it makes you a filthy person. Its such a disgusting thing, I cant watch it. I tried it twice in my whole life. I almost became an atheist. Alhamdullilah I have never enjoyed such stuff and inshallah I will stop...
  2. AhmedSmelly

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    Wait a second, I am getting vibes from your reply. Are you implying that I will end up as a rapist and then take suicide. :jcoleno::ohhh::ohhh::ohhh: All honesty, I believe this is the worst prediction of me, I have ever heard. Me raping guilty girls, rape can never be justified. Its a death...
  3. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    There can only be 2 possibilities. 1) You are either a female, disguised as male 2) Your testosterone is very low, making you be more level headed and feminine. 3) You are religious, and have never been in a situation where you were tempted.
  4. AhmedSmelly

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    Marrying a former d1lo is something majority of people would do? I am not sure about that? Lets ask a normal person. @P4$t0 or @imperialist or maybe @Basra . This are level headed people. Lets ask emotional unstable people @Nostalgia or my favourite lonely girl @a y a n lets take it...
  5. AhmedSmelly

    Somali people saying the N word is cringy AF

    Something I have been telling my half brothers, Wallahi I cant understand when a Full blooded Somalis do shit like that. I have a quarter Bantu inside me, it makes more sense for me to say it. Alhamdullilah I dont, I know that word was never meant for me.
  6. AhmedSmelly

    Halal intimacy

    Wallahi that explains a lot, After going to that site yesterday in the first time in almost a decade(8 years) I feel a lot worse. I have become more vulgar. My words have been too direct, too impulsive. Never going to that site again. Somali isn't worth it Hentai will always be my...
  7. AhmedSmelly

    Halal intimacy

    BDSM is the best way partners can express their kindness to each other. Trust is essential in BDSM, you really don't want to be cuffed to the bed, while she surprises you with another man. Everything thats Haram in sex, we have been told in detail. And BDSM is not one of them. If you want a...
  8. AhmedSmelly

    Halal intimacy

    food, what else? :ulyin:
  9. AhmedSmelly

    Early work

    @SOULSEARCHING is a women in a mans body. Him making this posts wont make him a women.
  10. AhmedSmelly

    Halal intimacy

    Bismillah and diving in is a turn off? Girl, whats wrong with you:bell:
  11. AhmedSmelly

    Halal intimacy

    I heard its halal to kiss the punana, dont lick it tho. Its digusting habit the Kaafirs normalized. I am sorry, but just as you eat food and make Dua. You should also say "Bismillah" before eating the Malab. Its just courtesy to the lady or the man you are with. Subhannalh, where are the...
  12. AhmedSmelly

    Early work

    What happened to you praying fajr? Was that a lie? :umad: Muslims wake up 2 hours before the sun rise. Why are you still asleep, were you on your period? Wait, aren't you a women, in a mans body. Meaning you can't have periods. :wtf:
  13. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    kumamako
  14. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    are you a male or a female? Your posts are gender neutral. I am not sure if you are Somali, because Somalis would proudly wear their gender. Are you trans?
  15. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    What are you saying, stop speaking gibberish. I made a whole thread about how I am going to marry former Somali hoes. I dont care, I will take your weak, your poor and your unmarried women. Zina or not. https://www.somalispot.com/threads/why-you-should-marry-a-western-halimo.77679/
  16. AhmedSmelly

    What does your average day looks like

    What would help will be eating black seeds and honey. I can send you the link. For the black seed, Its better to take the seeds instead of the oil. You need to heat them and eat it them with honey. It helpes me a lot with my sleep problems. I slept at 2am and woke up 6am. I was tired, had no...
  17. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    I have none, my family is perfectly normal. Except I am the one with mental disorders, :deadrose:
  18. AhmedSmelly

    Why you should marry a western Halimo

    @Nostalgia why did you Qashin me. I am encouraging that Somali boyz, to not let our sisterz rot alone as a singel unmarried lady. Marriage will solve our problems. Ask @tima a great supporter of Marriage. Just because a sister has a past history of zina, doesn't mean she shouldn't be married...
  19. AhmedSmelly

    How can i increase my testosterone levels?

    https://nootropicsdepot.com/primavie-purified-shilajit-powder/ With increased testosterone, there will be increased libido
  20. AhmedSmelly

    Roast Thread

    Yes you have one autistic family member, start qashining my comment or I am gonna reveal who he is.
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