BREAKING NEWS: Its that time of the year where Geeljires N America will buy cars & new curtains

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Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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You know why ?

It's the tax filing time.

In average Somali families will have $10-14k.

They'll sell the surplus kids to relatives with no kids to file with it

They'll buy their kids Jordan shoes ( this madoow Habar is creeping upon us).
They'll buy new dishes. They'll buy new tvs.

Must importantly the husband will all of a sudden say "my mother back home just called me and she said she's sick. I have to rush to her". He is lying though cause he'll go get married.
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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These are what'll do with my tax return:

Buy my kid (s) toys, bicycle and stylish clothing and shoes.

Buy my official female few things

I'll buy me ....a drone to take to Africa...basketball shoes...dress shoes..Ray shades ...watch ...cologne...2 Macy's suits...iPhone 8.....inshalah
 
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Geeljire households with 5 Adults earn a combined income of 800-150$ per hour as a household.

Xoolo dhaqal and Xoolo Management is out of wack.
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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LarryThePuntite said:
Geeljire households with 5 Adults earn a combined income of 800-150$ per hour as a household.

Xoolo dhaqal and Xoolo Management is out of wack.
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Have you here by Queen Buuqo to disturb my pristine threads.

Where do you see any talk of income? I'm talking about a tax return, hard working men's reward.
 
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R.Kelly said:
Have you here by Queen Buuqo to disturb my pristine threads.

Where do you see any talk of income? I'm talking about a tax return, hard working men's reward.
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That average Geeljire household in America makes 18k year. We’re not suppose to get take returns; other communities are receiving tax credits.
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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LarryThePuntite said:
That average Geeljire household in America makes 18k year. We’re not suppose to get take returns; other communities are receiving tax credits.
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With a married man with 2 kids and a wife must be making $96k to not qualify. Let that sink in
 
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R.Kelly said:
With a married man with 2 kids and a wife must be making $96k to not qualify. Let that sink in
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I’m talking household with 22-28 year olds living with Hoyo.

Somalis are excited in getting these crumbs at the end of the year, because families don’t tie thier Xoolo together like how geeljires nomads are wired to do.

Explain how someone can be happy in getting 10-14k back, when they whole family household sqaundered 200-300k per year.
:mahubowtf:
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
LarryThePuntite said:
I’m talking household with 22-28 year olds living with Hoyo.

Somalis are excited in getting these crumbs at the end of the year, because families don’t tie thier Xoolo together like how geeljires nomads are wired to do.

Explain how someone can be happy in getting 10-14k back, when they whole family household sqaundered 200-300k per year.
:mahubowtf:
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You have point sxb but there's no trust with in siblings. They won't coordinate
 
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KULTA

f*ck you im from Mudug
How does this thing work? In finland the government sends you a tax paper in advance and you have to know how much your're going to earn that year. Based on that, they will send you a paper to give to your boss and it says for example 36% which is the amount of taxes you will pay.

At the end of the year, you might get some money back OR you might get a bill saying you didnt pay enough taxes. Thats why you must "over pay" for example say you will earn 50k knowing you'll earn mayne 45k etc.

Usually we are talking small amounts, like 1k-3000
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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KULTA said:
How does this thing work? In finland the government sends you a tax paper in advance and you have to know how much your're going to earn that year. Based on that, they will send you a paper to give to your boss and it says for example 36% which is the amount of taxes you will pay.

At the end of the year, you might get some money back OR you might get a bill saying you didnt pay enough taxes. Thats why you must "over pay" for example say you will earn 50k knowing you'll earn mayne 45k etc.

Usually we are talking small amounts, like 1k-3000
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In the states, at the last week of the month of January the tax filing season commences. You got till April 15th to file.

in January you'll receive your W2 or 1099 or other kind of form from your employer. These form and your income and dependencies determine how much you will get back or how much you will owe.

Majority of our people are known to benefit from this in part because of the large family and one bread winner. A family of 8 kids and a wife as your dependencies will get a huge tax return. The scam thing that Geeljires do is that they don't use all 8 kids to file their tax because after including 4 kids the returned benefit won't rise so therefore they sell the other 4 kids to single individuals in the community to file with, usually to a relative. Each child sells for $800-1k.
 
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KULTA

f*ck you im from Mudug
R.Kelly said:
In the states, at the last week of the month of January the tax filing season commences. You got till April 15th to file.

in January you'll receive your W2 or 1099 or other kind of form from your employer. These form and your income and dependencies determine how much you will get back or how much you will owe.

Majority of our people are known to benefit from this in part because of the large family and one bread winner. A family of 8 kids and a wife as your dependencies will get a huge tax return. The scam thing that Geeljires do is that they don't use all 8 kids to file their tax because after including 4 kids the returned benefit won't rise so therefore they sell the other 4 kids to single individuals in the community to file with, usually to a relative. Each child sells for $800-1k.
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How does that scam work, shouldnt they already now about your kids? How can you claim random kids, what kind of a system is that
 
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