Jeraar girl fetishising about fat bald men!!! DEEEEEEAD

CangeeroBear said:

She was basically describing somali men.

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CangeeroBear said:

She was basically describing somali men.

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Black Dahlia said:

@Bidaar Wanagsan great news, you won't have to look on somalispot after all

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

I'm not fat walaal. Allah gave me a good metabolism. I'm underweight if anything. Can eat pretty much what I want too. It was a cause of friction with my last Abgal lover. She saw me stuffing my pie hole with chocolate chip ice cream and never gaining weight and tried to ape me. turned into a land whale in no time. Had to dump her for another sister with slimmer waists. My sheikh put out a groundbreaking fatwa. He said high sugar food is haram for obese women because it is displeasing to their husband. Any woman cursed by her husband will be cursed by the malaa'ika assembled in heaven. What a great sheikh.

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Reiko said:

How do you come up with this stuff?

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

I just report the news my little tortoise. I don't make it.

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Reiko said:

Are you calling me slow?

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

Nah, never occurred to me actually. I'm just fond of tortoises. Cute mofos. They never fight. They're pacifists. They just withdraw into their shell when beef comes looking for them. So yeah, definitely not you.

On the other hand, they did outrun the hare, so put respect on their name yarey.

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Reiko said:

Lower your gaze adeer, tortoises are not cute.

P.s

We don't know if the tortoise outran the hare, we only heard it from the tortoise side.

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

Have never thought about doing the deed with a tortoise. But now that you mention it, I wonder how tight they are. Typically I confine myself to donkeys. Ee-aww, Ee-aww. The sound of a satisfied dameer.

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Geeljire sanbuur said:

Bidaar you are one legendary person kkkk

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

Have never thought about doing the deed with a tortoise. But now that you mention it, I wonder how tight they are. Typically I confine myself to donkeys. Ee-aww, Ee-aww. The sound of a satisfied dameer.

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:

Just keeping it real saxib. These uppity Somali women with designer brands and newly acquired feminist ideas think they can walk all over miskeen geeljires like you and me because we need them. Sometimes you have to put your foot down and remind them we have other options. Xaywaan don't nag either.

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Reiko said:

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