Two Truths and a Lie SSPOT Edition

Helios

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It was an event that my school organized and she came to visit during an election season. She shook the hands of many people that day, so no personal interaction. Probably just a photo-op for her.
"Letz ze dis little somali kinder lookz gut I will give him a nice hug"

- Angela Merkel some time in 2000's
 

Abdalla

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1. I have been a stepdad
2. I dated my cousins ex
3. I am over 6ft3
 

VixR

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In all seriousness I've heard way too many times about Somali kids drowning in rivers.
If you ask your parents, I’d bet they learned. Somalis can swim (culturally), just like most Africans who beaches (coastal countries).

The problem is, a lot of diaspora Somalis when they migrated became part of the poorer classes that didn’t have access to swimming lessons, just like AAs. That’s where the whole “Black people cant swim” stereotype comes from. They weren’t allowed in White-only swimming pools historically, and they also couldn’t afford the lessons. Low SES Somalis are in the same boat. Learning how to swim is a luxury in the West. Only a percentage of us who grew up here can.
 

VixR

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1) I was arrested in Somalia under the suspicions of being a foreign Al-Shabaab agent.
2) I shook hands with Angela Merkel.
3) I have been to Israel.
You haven’t been to Israel.

Edit: I saw the reveal late lol. Of course I believe 2, you’re German. And 1 is believable, so I went with 3.
 

Helios

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You haven’t been to Israel.

Edit: I saw the reveal late lol. Of course I believe 2, you’re German. And 1 is believable, so I went with 3.
You post two truths and a lie now if you want
 

Calaf

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1) I nearly became a professional basketball player and been given a scholarship to
University of Kentucky under a sports scheme.
2) I was attempted to marry another wife, my second one, but was stopped on the wedding day
3) I nearly got put in Prison and deported because of a Xalimo and her big mouth who baited me out to Immigration in a asian country. It was someone I knew as well!!!!!
 

416

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1) I nearly became a professional basketball player.
2) I was attempted to marry another wife, my second one, but was stopped on the wedding day
3) I nearly got put in Prison and deported because of a Xalimo and her big mouth who baited me out to Immigration in a asian country. It was someone I knew as well!!!!!
1
 

Helios

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1) I nearly became a professional basketball player and been given a scholarship to
University of Kentucky under a sports scheme.
2) I was attempted to marry another wife, my second one, but was stopped on the wedding day
3) I nearly got put in Prison and deported because of a Xalimo and her big mouth who baited me out to Immigration in a asian country. It was someone I knew as well!!!!!
1 is the lie

I almost died while sleeping
I know how to play piano
I never met my dad’a siblings
2 is the lie
 

VixR

Veritas
You post two truths and a lie now if you want
1. I was adopted by my uncle when his twin brother, my father, died. I call him my father and his wife my mother, and my real mother lives in a Euro country.

2. I was scouted to model in our small town by a struggling photographer in a beat up truck with a missing sideview mirror in my hijab days at an intersection, and I still have a picture of his card in my google drive.

3. I had two near deaths: one in a car accident, and the other a near drowning as a kid, though I ended up competing in swim through school later on.
 

Helios

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1. I was adopted by my uncle when his twin brother, my father, died. I call him my father and his wife my mother, and my real mother lives in a Euro country.

2. I was scouted to model in our small town by a struggling photographer in a beat up truck with a missing sideview mirror in my hijab days at an intersection, and I still have a picture of his card in my google drive.

3. I had two near deaths: one in a car accident, and the other a near drowning as a kid, though I ended up competing in swim through school later on.
Jesus you made this one serious sis

Ill say the first one is a lie because the second one sounds too creative to be bullshit and the third one seems legit
 

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