Nymphomaniac duck has penis removed after trying to have sex between 5-10 times a day caused damage

General Asad

And What Is Not There Is Always More Than There.
In a truly bizarre turn of events, a supposedly nymphomaniac duck had to have its penis removed after having too much sex. The animal reportedly traumatized the appendage, causing it to become infected.

The duck, named Dave, was living in the U.K. with its owner, Josh Watson, The New York Postreported. According to Watson, Dave would “mate with his female companions between five and 10 times a day.”

Its amorous encounters weren't limited to mating season, either.

However, due to the number of times Dave was attempting to mate, the duck reportedly caused irreparable damage to its reproductive organ.

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“The end of his penis had basically died and it was pretty horrific,” Watson told The New York Post. “It started not going in and we’d give him a bath to keep it clean.”

After attempting to use antibiotics to fix the problem, Dave took a trip to Bristol’s Highcroft Veterinary Hospital. There, it was determined that Dave’s sexual behavior had caused its appendage to slip out of place. Even worse, it had become septic.

If it had gone untreated, the condition could have become “life-threatening,” the doctor said.

The decision was made to remove Dave’s penis.

According to its owner, Dave has been recovering fine after his operation, which left him with a centimeter-long stub. Watson speculated, however, that Dave was upset at the loss of the organ.


https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/pet-duck-mate-penis-removed
 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
VIP
Now why can’t they do that to rapists? Why send them to prison when you can just cut it off, that’s a better punishment IMO.
 

Happy_

Laa ta aamin nin wa law kaana ninkaaga- bom!
Watson speculated, however, that Dave was upset at the loss of the organ.

This bit almost sent me to akhira :cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::deadmanny: my guy got screwed :cryinglaughsmiley:this is the fate of all the guys who vote no on that marital rape thread. :fredo:
 
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VixR

Veritas
Something was wrong with it. Environmental? I don’t think such a thing as a nymph animal exists lol.
 

VixR

Veritas

General Asad

And What Is Not There Is Always More Than There.
Both articles present a good underlying explanation, or else we’ll have to start consider if animal consciousness is catching up to us right before our eyes lol.

I’m mentally side-eying owner Dave, especially after his closing comment.
I'd argue that animals are ahead in the behavioural/sexual areas. While we enslave them an see them as harmless, they are getting their freak on and not giving a f*** lol.

Watch this. So cute. He sounds like a human child complaining.

Are we more like animals or animals more like us? Are us humans really more superior to animals?

OT: is your signature based off of Project Veritas?
 

shum33

Somaliland supremacy
This is extremely cruel and harm,they could have just used those hormon suppressing injections the ones they use on house pets
 

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