Sspot members of 2019 Awards

my "shortlist" goes along with the general consensus so far with some additions. I try to keep a mix of new and old users (no particular order)

Top 5 most impactful members of 2019

Most Inspirational/Talented: @Finesse (for all the right reasons, preaches unity and leads by example) @Knowles (Xalimo advocate, most platinum threads, I think) @geeljire madaxweyne (Farax ambassador, holding it down) @astorecalledkmart (calls for moderation and meaningful dialogue)

Most outrageous members: @Grigori Rasputin (only sspot member whose libelous post made it into MSM newsrooms and shook Congress. Saqajaanimo on steroids and jaajuusnimo on juice, he is also funny)

Most positive members: @Jiron @NotMyL @VantaBlack @Desert Flower @Kanini

Most hateful members: in absentia @Waaqo of Punt

Funniest members: @Arma @CaliTedesse @land owner @Samaalic Era @Abdalla @Gucci mane @Timo Madow and proud @tyrannicalmanager @lil boss @Basra @Nilotufian @Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa @SOULSEARCHING
(hardest category tbh, this forum is rich in comedic value)

Biggest qabilists: really @ almost everyone on this site to a degree but @DROSMAN excels in scientific qabiilism

Most intellectual: @Apollo @Factz @EDsomali

Most casual: @Crow @Cam @kickz @Tukraq @Abdisamad3 @MSGA @Frostybigmo1 @Ayubi @imperialist @Yahya @Luciddreamer @Yukon_Niner @Furioso

Most articulate: @ZakWantsToPlay @Saredo @Diaspora ambassador @HalimaJ

Most twisted: @Basra for a second entry (twisted in a good, funny sense, eedo)

Most revisionist wannabe I.M. Lewis old cadaan guy: @Grant
i’m probably the most emotional annoying guy on here looool
 

madaxweyne

madaxweyne
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Most Inspirational/Talented @Finesse unity figure and preaches self-improvement and is an all-round great sspot member @Samaalic Era creative user and i injoy most of his threads awesome poster makes occasional funny and entertaining threads and my bro @Geeljire sanbuur best freind i ever had awesome guy with a down to earth attitude, hardly gets annoyed even with the haters is allways proud of his views and doesnt look for validation great cool guy and am proud to call me best freind and bro and @sigmund one of my all time favourite xalimos proud somali girl loves to defend the somali communtiy great social justice warrior especially when she got a racist black guy fired after making racist remarks against somalis and is one of the all time great legends of somalispot @Yaquub cool awesome bro great poster positive guy who preaches unity and respect and urges for the improvement and prosperity of our homeland

Most outrageous members @lil boss angry dude trolls every thread and constantly harasses me for some strange reason

Most positive members
@kickz awesome guy preaches unity and peace and is a great positive fellow who believes in a bright future for the otherwise dark and shallow place we calll our homelands @TekNiKo cool fellow nationalist somali proud guy loves to defend our president and homeland from the ocassional haters and trolls @Nilotufian love her positivity and extreme nationalism and pride, and by far my favorite xalimo on sspot/


Most hateful members
@AussieHustler a communist self hating somali who occasionally trashes his own people and gets suprised when he receives gashin ratings @Knowles an angry femenist who trashes on abdis any chance she gets

Funniest members@Arma cool guy love his posts and i injoy his occasional funny videos @CaliTedesse by far the most entertaining poster who just injoys adding his usual out of the way wacky funny comments in most threads very light hearted un serious guy @Timo Madow and proud cool guy who just injoys messing around with threads and is allways a down to earth guy with a funny attitutude to most threads


biggest qabilists by far the most annoying two guys who ironically all belong to the same clan even though majority of the members are sane these guys cant go a thread or a day without mentioning how superior their tribe is @Teeri-Alpha @tyrannicalmanager and @Django
also @DROSMAN who excels in making essays after essays about scientific qabiilism

Most intellectual @Apollo by far the msot inteleectually smart user specialises in genetics
@Factz very smart guy and sspots main historian he has inspired me and i wish to follow his footsteps one day


Most casual @Crow a cool light-hearted dude with awesome views @land owner awesome laid back dude with great funny memes very cool poster whoes posts i injoy


Most articulate @Basra cool and funny and the best eedo i ever had


Most twisted users @Grant a colonial white supremacist wannabe born in the wrong generation and is allways out their to get the impossibly out of control somalis under his whip and dreams of colonizing and enslaving the strong powerful Cushitic somali race a people who have allways outwitted the white race and who grants seeks to put and end to.



and to eveyryone else thank you so much for making this a great and injoyable site
 
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Teflon

Inactive
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Most outrageous members @lil boss angry dude trolls every thread and constantly harasses me for some strange reason

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Timo Jareer and proud

2nd Emir of the Akh Right Movement
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I deserve num 1 troll of the year I tricked the entire forum and even luckers that I am a Warra Yejju Oromo ዋራ ዬጁጁ ኦሮሞ kkkk that's a big accomplishment for my langaab Reer Guyoobe ass.
 
Most Inspirational/Talented @Finesse unity figure and preaches self-improvement and is an all-round great sspot member @Samaalic Era creative user and i injoy most of his threads awesome poster makes occasional funny and entertaining threads and my bro @Geeljire sanbuur best freind i ever had awesome guy with a down to earth attitude, hardly gets annoyed even with the haters is allways proud of his views and doesnt look for validation great cool guy and am proud to call me best freind and bro and @sigmund one of my all time favourite xalimos proud somali girl loves to defend the somali communtiy great social justice warrior especially when she got a racist black guy fired after making racist remarks against somalis and is one of the all time great legends of somalispot @Yaquub cool awesome bro great poster positive guy who preaches unity and respect and urges for the improvement and prosperity of our homeland

Most outrageous members @lil boss angry dude trolls every thread and constantly harasses me for some strange reason

Most positive members
@kickz awesome guy preaches unity and peace and is a great positive fellow who believes in a bright future for the otherwise dark and shallow place we calll our homelands @TekNiKo cool fellow nationalist somali proud guy loves to defend our president and homeland from the ocassional haters and trolls @Nilotufian love her positivity and extreme nationalism and pride, and by far my favorite xalimo on sspot/


Most hateful members
@AussieHustler a communist self hating somali who occasionally trashes his own people and gets suprised when he receives gashin ratings @Knowles an angry femenist who trashes on abdis any chance she gets

Funniest members@Arma cool guy love his posts and i injoy his occasional funny videos @CaliTedesse by far the most entertaining poster who just injoys adding his usual out of the way wacky funny comments in most threads very light hearted un serious guy @Timo Madow and proud cool guy who just injoys messing around with threads and is allways a down to earth guy with a funny attitutude to most threads


biggest qabilists by far the most annoying two guys who ironically all belong to the same clan even though majority of the members are sane these guys cant go a thread or a day without mentioning how superior their tribe is @Teeri-Alpha @tyrannicalmanager and @Django
also @DROSMAN who excels in making essays after essays about scientific qabiilism

Most intellectual @Apollo by far the msot inteleectually smart user specialises in genetics and @Factz very smart guy and sspots main historian he has inspired me and i wish to follow his footsteps one day


Most casual @Crow a cool light-hearted dude with awesome views @land owner awesome laid back dude with great funny memes very cool poster whoes posts i injoy


Most articulate @Basra cool and funny and the best eedo i ever had


Most twisted users @Grant a colonial white supremacist wannabe born in the wrong generation and is allways out their to get the impossibly out of control somalis under his whip and dreams of colonizing and enslaving the strong powerful Cushitic somali race a people who have allways outwitted the white race and who grants seeks to put and end to.



and to eveyryone else thank you so much for making this a great and injoyable site


ah i was waiting how long the oromo tribalist hater will take to insult me,
 

madaxweyne

madaxweyne
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ah i was waiting how long the oromo tribalist hater will take to insult me,
says the kikuya kenyan Madow lover and ethiopian conqurerd looser shut up nacasyahow youre the most annoying tribilist fool on somalispot no one wants to hear about your tribe just keep that shiit to yourself
 
says the kikuya kenyan ethiopian conqurerd looser shut up nacasyahow youre the most annoying tribilist fool on somalispot no one wants to hear about your tribe just keep that shiit to yourself


dont stop quoting me monkey oromo adoon ,

your obsessed with me, you have mentioned me every single time you want my attention, yet i have never ever mention you or quoted you unless you quoted me first,
homo get lost,

your not even somali yet come here and insult somalsi all day long :mahubowtf:

adoon boy, haile banned your culture and language and made yall slaves despite you lot being most populous
 

madaxweyne

madaxweyne
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dont stop quoting me monkey oromo adoon ,

your obsessed with me, you have mentioned me every single time you want my attention, yet i have never ever mention you or quoted you unless you quoted me first,
homo get lost,

your not even somali yet come here and insult somalsi all day long :mahubowtf:

adoon boy, haile banned your culture and language and made yall slaves despite you lot being most populous
war go get your medecine you annyoing fool i mentioned everyone on this thread becosue its a thread about every sspot member :what1:


bro the only one who insults somalis who are not from the same tribe is you, you kikuya kenyan xabashi weirdo at least i come from a place where somalis rule
you ass slave :ufdup:
 
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Timo Jareer and proud

2nd Emir of the Akh Right Movement
Inspirational/unity award goes to @Finesse her viewpoint of Somalis and her positive unity threads give me hope that the cursed land of Al Sumal still has hope for brighter future.

(Except when she claims that Dir/Garhajis shares a common paternal ancestor with other Somalis it trigger's genetics nerd in me.)



Funniest member, that award goes to my Habesha brother @Waaqo of Punt his trolling skills where so great that he would somehow turn a thread about Halimo excellence to a Axum/ Mariam (Habesha Female) topic. He was the LEROY JENKINS of Habeshas sent out to destroy the Al Sumal forum and was nearly succesful in doing so.


High IQ Genetic Nerd award goes to @Apollo @EDsomali and @Nilotufian

Nilotufian being the most scary of the three as she is both a High IQ Genetics Nerd and a tribalists MJ. A very scary combination when you are both a 1door savage and a Yemeni Jew stain (all Garhajis on this forum). I tend to avoid ever stepping up to this women on Politics section.


Niggas who are the most hilarious bro watch fight award goes to @geeljire madaxweyne and anyone else who is Isaaq on the political section. Bismillah it's such a shitshow that sometimes i take a break from my homework for 30 mins just to read the fuckshit that goes down.

"Nigga shut the f*ck up SL is best Carre is just a he will be incorporated back to SL"

@geeljire madaxweyne "Nani how dare you say that you HA savage kkkk Carre is best nigga alive he will take all of Sanaag as his own backyard ass nigga"


Isaaq's: WAXA TAHAY DAROOD AGENT SHEGAATO


Pretty much every thread on the politics section that has either "Jeegan", "Somaliland", or "Sanaag" in its title.


Joycon Boy award goes to @Crow, no niggas no snitch niggas. I'd still kick your ass in smash bros with Boyonetta with one joycon bro.

Somali nationalist award goes to @Samaalic Era. How you are so nationalist about Al Sumal is a dedication I can not fathom. You should become president of Al Sumal I would be your first supported no cap.

Historian award goes to @Factz and another user who I have forgotten the username of (will edit later). Big ups I learned a lot from you two.



Favorite Halimo award goes to @Knowles yes I'm not kidding. Her Jihad against the Abdi's is very entertaining. Also, her new sex thread has exposed to me that I have lost the "most perverted sspot member" award I have myself a couple months back, you all took the cake.


Casual nigga award goes to @kickz he is so casual that other MJ'S made a vote thread of he is a Shegato or not LMAO


All around award goes to the boy @SOMALI GENERAL he fits nearly all the categories except the Isaaq wars of political section and Joycon Boy award.


Pedophile award goes to @Shmurda for his advances on 12 year old @Furioso

 
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Yukon_Niner

Ugaas of the supreme gentleman
VIP
@geeljire madaxweyne lover of the East African woman just as long as she doesn't speak English and has lived her whole life out in the miyi in a straw hut milking goat titties till her hands went raw (which is true beauty in his eyes). The beauty of the uneducated non-western un- shine on his eyes. Her unbrushed teeth, her simple mind, her only life goal being to pop out a bunch of offsprings and die much like a fruitfly but with less ambition.

When he sees the female midgets of Ethiopia his body can't stop itself from running after the unsuspecting female and bashing her with poorly worded marriage proposals practiced from years of google translations coupled with worshipping a large Google images picture of haile selassie plastered on his wall and offering his spirit and his mother's toenails in exchange for a habesha woman to look his way for the right reasons.

@geeljire madaxweyne you are the lover of the ethio woman, the worshipper of all that's habesha and the greatest suck up the dat you discovered the ancient civilization of Axum. The nominal habesha award goes to you.

God bless daddy cush
 
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