Remember when this was your biggest problem

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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Macalin M

Out here
Fuuuuck man. You know when you was wearing shorts and a t-shirt and had to crawl under there. The worst thing!

I was the youngest of my brothers (that played footy) so I always had to crawl under and get it.
 

Macalin M

Out here
Sxb I'm convinced I'm the only Somali who likes playing as a defender :gucciwhat:
When I was younger I wanted to play GK. my dad used to get angry at me wallahi. He used to make my coach force me to play outfield. I ended up playing winger (Basically every Somalis natural position) until I got moved into central midfield.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
Sxb I'm convinced I'm the only Somali who likes playing as a defender :gucciwhat:

Lol defenders can't play football. Their job is to conquer the ball and pass immediately kkkk. I remember when I changed school, in the break we were playing football for the first time. I knew I had to bring my A game. I did couple if solo's until the older cool guys said you're playing with us.

I acted cool, but deep down I was like
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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
When I was younger I wanted to play GK. my dad used to get angry at me wallahi. He used to make my coach force me to play outfield. I ended up playing winger (Basically every Somalis natural position) until I got moved into central midfield.

Walahi i'd slap my kid if he ever plays GK. What a khasaaro he'd become.
 
Lol defenders can't play football. Their job is to conquer the ball and pass immediately kkkk. I remember when I changed school, in the break we were playing football for the first time. I knew I had to bring my A game. I did couple if solo's until the older cool guys said you're playing with us.

I acted cool, but deep down I was like
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My routine

1. Close down player

2. Tackle

3. Dribble forward

4. Good pass

I love slide tackling fast strikers :lawd: and when they fall and feel frustrated :lawd: @Boqor Quark Boqor Cisman

Were you one of those ciyaal who hated big tackles? :lolbron:
 

CaliTedesse

I ❤️ Islam & Aabo Kush. Anti-BBB Anti-Inbred
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lol I know this all too well sometimes the ball even exploded abohood wasooyin lmfao
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
My routine

1. Close down player

2. Tackle

3. Dribble forward

4. Good pass

I love slide tackling fast strikers :lawd: and when they fall and feel frustrated :lawd: @Boqor Quark Boqor Cisman

Were you one of those ciyaal who hated big tackles? :lolbron:

I was dirty player like Diego Costa walahi. I would've avoided you and face the goalie wannabe neef @Macalin M

A good striker avoids contact with a good defender :wow:
 

Macalin M

Out here
I was dirty player like Diego Costa walahi. I would've avoided you and face the goalie wannabe neef @Macalin M

A good striker avoids contact with a good defender :wow:
I played with Madows. These guys did not give a shit. If I was running down the wing they would come sliding in with two feet.

I loved a good take-on though. Nothing better than nutmegging the opposition.

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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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:wow1:
First time I tackled a winger and he was hurting I felt like a boss :tocry:

I love tactical fouls if I can't get the ball I get him:westbrookswag:

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Kkkkk walahi we lack system, but its not only us, basically all none whites are like that. I listened to van Hooijdonk on his experience in Turkey. He said in the dying seconds, everyone wants to be a hero there. Even the left fullback wants to be decisive.

Imagine 10 abdis abandoning their positions just to score :damn:
 

kickz

Engineer of Qandala
SIYAASI
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Soccer isn't a thing here, I guess the equivalent is a basketball getting stuck on the rim of the hoop
 
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