It’s time to reform the geeljire SOO DOONASHADA! Time 4 Xaliimos 2 approach his family

Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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I’m sick and tired of us being expected to go into a stranger’s home where we have to pitch our selves for the chance to enter a possibly deformed V of their daughter.

Heck we’ll only be married for like 7 months anyways. That’s the average nowadays.

Time for xaliimos to be modern.
 
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Farhiya 687

R.Kelly said:
I’m sick and tired of us makes being expected to go into a strangers home where we have to pitch our selves for the chance to enter a possibly deformed V or their daughter.

Heck we’ll only be married for like 7 months anyways. That’s the average nowadays.

Time for xaliimos to be modern.
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Lmao imagine his family telling you to prove your cooking skills :ftw9nwa:.
 
Basra

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
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Rkelly why are u not married yourself? With your pretty gu.s, (which i have seen yuck yuck yuck lol) i am sure the xalimo will give u extra months than 7 months. Or is it the Std issue?
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Basra said:
Rkelly why are u not married yourself? With your pretty gu.s, (which i have seen yuck yuck yuck lol) i am sure the xalimo will give u extra months than 7 months. Or is it the Std issue?
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It wasn’t erected

It’s impressive when it’s erect
 
Basra

Basra

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R.Kelly said:
It wasn’t erected

It’s impressive when it’s erect
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Sophisticate

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Basra said:
Sophi when u grow old, u will look like her. U have her mouth. She looks like she has a temper like u, and alot of hypochondriacs bones complaints
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She reminds me of you. :gaasdrink: I'm sure she had an amnesiac episode and forgot about giving the finger and resumed as normal.
 
NotMyL

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@R.Kelly have you ever went to go ask for a girl’s hand? If you did you would know the elders do most of the talks and get to know each other, you just sit back and enjoy the food. Also if your xaalimo is smart enough she will rescue you by asking you to come help with something, giving you at least 20 minutes away from the odayal.
 
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saredochani10

R.Kelly said:
I’m sick and tired of us being expected to go into a stranger’s home where we have to pitch our selves for the chance to enter a possibly deformed V of their daughter.

Heck we’ll only be married for like 7 months anyways. That’s the average nowadays.

Time for xaliimos to be modern.
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If the man is worth it I have no problem asking. Khadija RA was the one who initiated things with the prophet sws.

No shame in my game my friends. I don't waste my time. I like you ? I'll ask.
 
Basra

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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saredochani10 said:
If the man is worth it I have no problem asking. Khadija RA was the one who initiated things with the prophet sws.

No shame in my game my friends. I don't waste my time. I like you ? I'll ask.
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If u were my future sister in law and i heard u asked my brother to marry u first, i am not associating with u. I am not visiting my nephews and nieces, and whenever i see you, i will give my brother a hug and kiss, and look at you like this...


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Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
TheShinning said:
@R.Kelly have you ever went to go ask for a girl’s hand? If you did you would know the elders do most of the talks and get to know each other, you just sit back and enjoy the food. Also if your xaalimo is smart enough she will rescue you by asking you to come help with something, giving you at least 20 minutes away from the odayal.
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I’ve done it multiple times. I kid you not.

I do not keep quite. I show-off my oratorical abilities. I talk At ease. I have no shame :gucciwhat:

Surprisingly these families say “ninku wa fariid walee “

How do I know? My xaliimos tell me that or maybe they’re rubbing my ego but I recognize that I’ve figured out the talking points on parents
 
AussieHustler

AussieHustler

The wedding of @saredochani10 and @R.Kelly

A wedding I like to attend. A conversation between the (marrying) couple when they see @Basra in their wedding.

Saredo to R.Kelly.

"Huuno, tani meey soo meeydhan ma aha?".

R.Kelly to his new wife (Saredo)

Haa huuno, waa from Somalispot afar cishood kama ay tegin to straight to xafladeena, ma adigaa cusuumey, huuno?

….To be continued.
 
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