Somali men should not wear suits at weddings

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Muji

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I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?
 
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Gibiin-Udug

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I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?
Their bodies weren't made for wearing suits, most of them have jiggly bodies.

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I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?
Skinny men in suits isn’t necessarily a bad thing if it’s tailored for their body

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The more knowles diss skinny people the more im convinced she is a plus size lady. You lucky you in uk cause in somalia everyone hates fatties. Even walking the street strangers will come and say naaya cuntada badan iska kala daa
 

Muji

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The more knowles diss skinny people the more im convinced she is a plus size lady. You lucky you in uk cause in somalia everyone hates fatties. Even walking the street strangers will come and say naaya cuntada badan iska kala daa

Lol

Somali guys are usually skinny...so why would I diss them for being fat? When only one part of their body is phat!
 

Muji

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Their bodies weren't made for wearing suits, most of them have jiggly bodies.

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Loooool this is their typical look

The sleeves are too long
The tie is too bright
The shirt should be white
The suit looks cheap
And the shoes look like they are borrowed from an African dictator

Also, can we talk about the stupid poses they always pull. Which border on being arrogant when there is nothing to be arrogant about
 

Molotoff

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@Knowles that's a lie, and you know it! All the Somali gentlemen at my local shisha spot turn up in suits fridays and saturdays and look like they are entering the arena before a Champions League final.


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Naaya foororso, as @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq would say.
 

Tukraq

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I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?
suits were made for skinny people which is the best body type anyways wtf, and somalis are known for being tall, only south sudan and Senegal are taller than them in Africa
 

TekNiKo

“I am an empathic and emotionally-aware person.
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More and more Somali women are becoming morbidly obese both back home and in the diaspora. Why is that @Knowles? It cant always be baby fat!
 
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