I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION ON THIS! It dawned on me that I need to open this N Leedo Beach

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Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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I’ll have a floating boat restaurant that serves food, non-alcoholic drinks, no music but with Shisha


What do you think.

For the Shisha I’ll charge $30
(I’ll bribe the government officials to look the other way when it comes to my shisha)
 
Basra

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The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea
 
Grigori Rasputin

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Basra said:
The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea
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Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax
 
Grigori Rasputin

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Qarboosh said:
Boat has zero stability lol how do they avoid spilling their tea
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Did you just mention “stability “. Do you Somalis even know or understand the concept of stability :drakewtf::drakewtf:

Spilled tea or what have you is no importance to the unstable Somalis
 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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Mehmet said:
Well locals die and the owner does not get sued since he may not be alive too
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Had me cracking up.

There’s no one to sue. He dead.

Reminds me this guy

 
Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin

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Ugaaso said:
I'll run similar business and charge only 5 dollars for the shisha
:denzelnigga:
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Simple! I love how you are an idiot. Don’t you know, we’re in Somalia. I’ll hire an assassin for $10 to board you a bus to akhiro :mjlol:
 
embarassing

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R.Kelly said:
Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax
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Cheap but everyone wants to seem to go there, including yourself lool.

Warya stop @ing me youre boring.
 
AussieHustler

AussieHustler

Two boats with Alshabaab terrorists passing by will be the entertainment and lit the fireworks. Been to Xamar, I rather chill in a friend’s house.
 
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