Just booked my Airbnb for my trip 2 Colombia (friends egging me on to taste baddies Colombian)

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

I’ve never paid for women of the streets.

I will not do that but I’m told that these females will be nothing I’ve seen before or dealt with. Many of us are fed up with disproportionately shaped Xaliimos with pretty faces but with tiny limbs.

I wonder if my infamous appetite for females will make break my cardinal rule :cosbyhmm:

Btw y’all I’ll make YouTube vlogs

I will call my vlog title “First Somali expedition to South America”. I will take with me a Somali flag to ask if they know what country the flag is from ?

What other ideas you got ?

@Knowles @Reiko

@Jiron @Mehmet @Jaydaan @Apollo
@Shoto Todoroki @Suldaanka @HalimaJ @xalimathe6

Apollo · May 24, 2019

I wonder if they will think you are an Afro-Colombian local mutt or a foreign African booty scratcher.

Latinos aren't familiar with Horners.

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

Apollo said:
I wonder if they will think you are Afro-Colombian or an African booty scratcher.

Latinos aren't familiar with Horners.

Exactly! But for the fun of it I’ll ask them.
I had friends who went to Cuba. They got asked where they were from and whenever they said “Somalia” them people were like

But my friends said that they knew Ethiopia. The only African country they knew.

Jaydaan · May 24, 2019

Paying for sex is a no no. Even my watching days i didnt watch south americans cause i found them dirty.....specially brazilians. So paying colombian hoes is never gonna happen. Unless you like coke there is no point going there

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

Jaydaan said:
Paying for sex is a no no. Even my watching days i didnt watch south americans cause i found them dirty.....specially brazilians. So paying colombian hoes is never gonna happen. Unless you like coke there is no point going there

You’re mistaken my friend. I too never understood the reason to go there but apparently there’s this new hot destination in Colombia that faces the Caribbean ocean. It is called Cartagena. Go check it out on google. New times has it as the 2nd out of 20 places to go to for 2018.

Bohol · May 24, 2019

If you want to hook up with Latinas just visit Florida. :pachah1:

4head · May 24, 2019

Watch out those Colombians, don't get stuck in a battle between the government and rebels. Be on your guard, this is South America , not Somalia

best wishes, adheero :trumpsmirk:

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

4head said:
Watch out those Colombians, don't get stuck in a battle between the government and rebels. Be on your guard, this is South America , not Somalia

best wishes, adheero

I won’t be in Bogota or Medellin

I’m on the coast

Thanks for the concern adeer!

HalimaJ · May 24, 2019

Even during the month of Ramadan, there is still no stopping you is there?

R. Kelly, i really don't understand why you at @ me.

4head · May 24, 2019

R.Kelly said:
I won’t be in Bogota or Medellin

I’m on the coast

Thanks for the concern adeer!

These creatures are not humans, they are divine :banderas:

Libaaxseendheer · May 24, 2019

Rkelly on his way to collect his 78th std

Next stop chlamydia

Geeljire Sandheer · May 24, 2019

Smash that Latina ass bradar :salute:

Mehmet · May 24, 2019

R.Kelly said:
I’ve never paid for women of the streets.

I will not do that but I’m told that these females will be nothing I’ve seen before or dealt with. Many of us are fed up with disproportionately shaped Xaliimos with pretty faces but with tiny limbs.

I wonder if my infamous appetite for females will make break my cardinal rule

Btw y’all I’ll make YouTube vlogs

I will call my vlog title “First Somali expedition to South America”. I will take with me a Somali flag to ask if they know what country the flag is from ?

What other ideas you got ?

@Knowles @Reiko

@Jiron @Mehmet @Jaydaan @Apollo
@Shoto Todoroki @Suldaanka @HalimaJ @xalimathe6

Loool take sl flag as many somalis live down there and ask them do you know somaliland

Mehmet · May 24, 2019

Bohol said:
If you want to hook up with Latinas just visit Florida.

Loool not a smart guy

Abdalla · May 24, 2019

Do you travel alone?

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

HalimaJ said:
Even during the month of Ramadan, there is still no stopping you is there?

R. Kelly, i really don't understand why you at @ me.

I’m fasting! Fear Allah and don’t belittle me.

I @ you because I want you to be acquainted to me.

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

Abdalla said:
Do you travel alone?

I travel by myself

Nin-culus · May 24, 2019

Abdalla said:
Do you travel alone?

He might get sex trafficked lmaoooo

Starscream · May 24, 2019

@R.Kelly my father asked me to set up flights for him do you know cheap options? His going to multiple countries btw :francis:

Grigori Rasputin · May 24, 2019

Starscream said:
@R.Kelly my father asked me to set up flights for him do you know cheap options? His going to multiple countries btw

Yes adeer

I need dates and places

I shall beat any travel agent he might’ve used. I’ll beat them by $300

Just booked my Airbnb for my trip 2 Colombia (friends egging me on to taste baddies Colombian)

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Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.

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