Somali couples stop having sex after their 40s

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Dalmoor

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I'm willing to sacrifice myself at the altar of asexuality for an ambitious Samaroon stallion. He'll get to go to a secret room no one's been to. I guess that means something to men. I'm a generous Xalimo and very willing to spoil someone with unwavering devotion. He must be able to fight no kill for me. Or I don't want him. I'm an all or nothing kind of dame.
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Sophisticate

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If you were old school you'd have no say, nin baa laguu qalqaali adigoo 16 ah.

You won't get a guy to kill for you, not with the Economy in this state today.

My parents didn't get married that young, so clearly not in the realm of possibility. Why the semantics? Kill, fight (I use these terms interchangeably). Essentially I mean loyalty. :trumpsmirk:
 

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My parents didn't get married that young, so clearly not in the realm of possibility. Why the semantics? Kill, fight (I use these terms interchangeably). Essentially I mean loyalty. :trumpsmirk:

You are more likely to catch an STD from a condom than finding a fighter who meets your criteria. Good luck looking for that 2%. :drakekidding:
 
Why don't you?



I have my parents for that. They're very resourceful. Aussie you wouldn't believe my finds.

@sophisticate

Would they (your parents) kindly help me out and look into a situation in Minnesota, or that isn’t their jurisdiction?

@Mckenzie I see your amateurish shukaansi here, but if you need to make progress with her royal highness, you better take your game to the Dm because all you will hear from her on this public board will be Prince Charming sama...n
 

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@sophisticate

Would they (your parents) kindly help me out and look into a situation in Minnesota, or that isn’t their jurisdiction?

@Mckenzie I see your amateurish shukaansi here, but if you need to make progress with her royal highness, you better take your game to the Dm because all you will hear from her on this public board will be Prince Charming sama...n

Sxb i only speak the truth to ppl i like, @sophisticate waa gabar wanaagsan so it's better she bursts the bubble she's living in before it's too late.

I am keen to know what @Knowles thinks, would she let her man seek greener pastures if she dries up :cosbyhmm:
 
Sxb i only speak the truth to ppl i like, @sophisticate waa gabar wanaagsan so it's better she bursts the bubble she's living in before it's too late.

I am keen to know what @Knowles thinks, would she let her man seek greener pastures if she dries up :cosbyhmm:

@Mckenzie

@Knowles is very liberal and open minded and she might encourage a second or third one for a threesome or foursome, but not @sophisticate because she is very conservative and has all the attributes of a future salafi.
 

Sophisticate

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@sophisticate

Would they (your parents) kindly help me out and look into a situation in Minnesota, or that isn’t their jurisdiction?

@Mckenzie I see your amateurish shukaansi here, but if you need to make progress with her royal highness, you better take your game to the Dm because all you will hear from her on this public board will be Prince Charming sama...n

Lol, Minnesota isn't their area.

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Before you start laughing at the thread title, let me explain the backstory :mjlol:

I hit up a chew spot for the first time in months, it's usually quiet but tonight i overheard some odays calaacaling about how all their Mrs won't give it up. One said his ting been having back problems from years of childbearing yet doesn't approve of him wifeying another ting:jaynerd: she was threatening to take his kids away and even shaming him

"Way iga fariisatay" :mjlol:

"*****oyinka jidadka taagan inaan habeenku hoonka gaariga ku yeero baa ii haysta" :drakelaugh::drakelaugh:

Why do Malis pop out so many youts and give up on a great sex life? Wallahi i've seen cadaan GILFS but NEVER a Somali GILF. Even Somali MILFs are rare. They literally trap you and won't even make you feel fulfilled

Word of advice to my Xaliimos, if you wanna keep your man, make him look forward to coming home to you. Otherwise he's gonna leave your buuq and head to the luuq.:birdman:
I have seen two Somali milfs in my lifetime, it is very rare to be honest, I see ajnabi milfs left and right but never Somali ones

One is isaaq - she's 40+ but looks 24, has three childern, she's religious wear niqab but she's confortable around me so i get to see her face, see she knew me since I was like 6 years old, I think she even feed as a kid, as kid I always thought she was pretty, she's slim yet has hour glass figure but never shows it off mashallah,

One is hawiye - 40+ but looks 30, has 6 Childern and has been married to this miget uncle for 20 +years yet wears tight clothes and has nice face, back and a small waist.

Out of the two milfs the isaaq one is hotter and very religious, I pray for a wife that looks like her at 40+
 

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@Mckenzie

@Knowles is very liberal and open minded and she might encourage a second or third one for a threesome or foursome, but not @sophisticate because she is very conservative and has all the attributes of a future salafi.

I have a feeling @Knowles would conspire with the co-wives to kill the dude. She should just get divorced with grace, buuqeeda only 20 sano aa loo adkaysan karaa
 
Once your first wife hits 40 it's time for you to upgrade to the younger version. That's what most Geeljires do anyway, so the title is a bit inaccurate. It should be "Xaliimos stop having sex after their 40s while the husband is back home enjoying the newer model."
 

Mckenzie

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I have seen two Somali milfs in my lifetime, it is very rare to be honest, I see ajnabi milfs left and right but never Somali ones

One is isaaq - she's 40+ but looks 24, has three childern, she's religious wear niqab but she's confortable around me so i get to see her face, see she knew me since I was like 6 years old, I think she even feed as a kid, as kid I always thought she was pretty, she's slim yet has hour glass figure but never shows it off mashallah,

One is hawiye - 40+ but looks 30, has 6 Childern and has been married to this miget uncle for 20 +years yet wears tight clothes and has nice face, back and a small waist.

Out of the two milfs the isaaq one is hotter and very religious, I pray for a wife that looks like her at 40+

How old is Kiin Jaamac? Asking for a friend

@Mckenzie I'm an idealist. Allow it!

@AussieHustler I'm only conservative in only two to three facets of my life.

I was once too, but the hypsexuality you see in the media is heavily overrated. Soon it will feel like a chore, just do it for your kids sake walalo, don't you want to be there for their graduation and have grandkids
 
To alot of eedos, sex is only seen as a way to make babies. Not having sex is the most effective birth control there is to them so I'm not surprised lol.
Damn is this how Somali girls are?
They won't let u smash unless it's for making a baby?
Wtf
I want five childern So If I got with a Somali girl I would only get to smash 5 times until death do as apart
Damn I guess i got to really go for a Latina /cadaan chick, uno they be letting u smash everywhere, even in the car they be giving u quick head
 
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