I just ran from the police

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Somali guy I was seeing wouldn't reply to my messages so I thought 'f*ck it' and turned up at his house. He wasn't having it so he called the police and I legged it. A new thing for me: I put all my shit through his letterbox to get him to open up. He wasn't even home. Now it seems I have a thing for Somali guys. Where does one find a good looking Somali guy who will put up with occasional crazy behaviour?

I haven't run from the police ever apart from once when I was hiding in east london because I ran from the hospital because it takes 10 years for someone to see you if you are having a mental health crisis in A and E.

What a fucking night. Uber driver asked if I had a good night. Yeah it was great mate. Just legged it from the old bill and got threatened with a restraining order.

f*ck this world. Also, f*ck men. Despite a lot of therapy, I still seem to lose my shit over smelly men.

I respect him for standing his ground though although he looked kinda scared of me lool. I am nuts but i've never harmed anyone. Deffo going to see my GP on Monday.

I want a hug :/

Best believe if I wasn't concerned about a criminal record, I would have stayed outside his house all night. :/

God bless my Somali ex who never got the police involved cos he knew my record was clean. He will always have a special place in my wadno ❤
 
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Handicap matahay? What you did was beyond "a little crazy", 90% of males would put a restraining order on you without half a thought.
 
Handicap matahay? What you did was beyond "a little crazy", 90% of males would put a restraining order on you without half a thought.
What did I do? lmao

I only did it once though.

Not handicap you sac sac. It is called mental health.

This is like the 3rd restraining order i've dodged. All Somali guys lmao.

Fyi, this dude doesn't live with family but flatmates.
 
lol seems like you had a eventful night, by the way ain't nothing wrong with a bit of crazy
if you were next to me i would have rolled you up a fat blunt to calm your nerves, anyway take it
easy and stay out of trouble
 
Running from the police in UK is a slap in the wrist. Try that in America. They have a whole system of bringing down the black race and putting them behind bars to profit off of private prisons.
 
lol seems like you had a eventful night, by the way ain't nothing wrong with a bit of crazy
if you were next to me i would have rolled you up a fat blunt to calm your nerves, anyway take it
easy and stay out of trouble
Blunt is weed right? I need weed.
 
Running from the police in UK is a slap in the wrist. Try that in America. They have a whole system of bringing down the black race and putting them behind bars to profit off of private prisons.
Mate...i don't want a slap on the wrist. I start training for a profession soon. My record is squeaky clean. It needs to stay like that.
 
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