How to deal with crazy sexual tension between co-worker?

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Over the past 2 weeks, the sexual tension between two of my coworkers (who sit in close proximity to me) has gotten so bad. I'm so close to throwing them into a meeting room, with some condoms, and just telling them to get it over with.

The constant thinly veiled flirting and sexually charged bickering is doing my head in. What's crazy is that their both in serious relationship.

I just can't deal with this anymore, it's getting so uncomfortable. I literally take any excuse to get away from my desk, even if it's for a brief minute.

I can't move elsewhere and this is only getting worse. Wtf do I do?
 
Let me keep this short

Over the past 2 weeks, the sexual tension between two of my coworkers (who sit in close proximity to me) has gotten so bad. I'm so close to throwing them into a meeting room, with some condoms, and just telling them to get it over with.

The constant thinly veiled flirting and sexually charged bickering is doing my head in. What's crazy is that their both in serious relationship.

I just can't deal with this anymore, it's getting so uncomfortable. I literally take any excuse to get away from my desk, even if it's for a brief minute.

I can't move elsewhere and this is only getting worse. Wtf do I do?
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Idk what i would do as well
 
@Genos If they're hot, just smash and dash them to save your job or just report that your co-workers are sexually assaulting you. If things don't work out, I advice you to find another job.
You misunderstand, they are flirting with eachother. I'm just caught between them, literally.

I've had 2 co-workers express interest in me, not so subtly and subtly. Both times I've stonewalled them. Mixing your work and private life is an express ticket to unemployment. It was an uphill battle getting this job (different career field to what I studied) and I won't jeopardise it at all.
 

Cumar

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@Genos If they're hot, just smash and dash them to save your job or just report that your co-workers are sexually assaulting you. If things don't work out, I advice you to find another job.

They are flirting with each other, not him. Re-read his post.
 

Cumar

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@Genos ignore them. We live in age of #metoo now, any nigga that's dumb enough to risk his paper for a female deserves what's coming to him.
 
tell them u are allergic to sex. if that wont stop them, complain to HR. In my workplace, there is this lady who is allergic to peanuts, she complained to HR and now peanuts are not allowed in the building.
 
Let me keep this short

Over the past 2 weeks, the sexual tension between two of my coworkers (who sit in close proximity to me) has gotten so bad. I'm so close to throwing them into a meeting room, with some condoms, and just telling them to get it over with.

The constant thinly veiled flirting and sexually charged bickering is doing my head in. What's crazy is that their both in serious relationship.

I just can't deal with this anymore, it's getting so uncomfortable. I literally take any excuse to get away from my desk, even if it's for a brief minute.

I can't move elsewhere and this is only getting worse. Wtf do I do?
To stop the situation from getting worse confront him when his alone and tell him that his intimacy with his girlfriend is making you uncomfortable and distracting you from your work.
 

Blade1

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Tell them in a jokey way you feel uncomfortable in the sexual tension. I hate it so much I just leave I commend you staying and lasting for so long.
 
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