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(1)I'm a light-skinned woman in Toronto when I'm walking in the city guys head turn and lust over me.....abdi are trash..posted barkhaad pic.

(2)I'm a doctor I'm bored with life

(3)if u ain't 5'9 f*ck off

(4)I got guys flirting me 24/7...I dreamed about me breaking up with idris..I like Mandingo.

(5)I'm with my 6'1 husband he buys me whatever I want..he is handsome and well endowed and I'm a teacher

(6)I'm 6'4 nothing but muscle when I walk I make people look down bcoz of fear. Habar......are the most smartest and most handsome men u should marry one.


(7) Somalia is backwards women are the one who fight for freedom we should get Equality


(8)U need to eat ass and she will lick my ass as well.

Is @esmailxxx right?
 

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Can you guys guess who I am?

I'm a 6"5 Medical Student at the University of Toronto with multiple es in my DMs.

I am 22 years old, make a 6 figure salary despite being a "student" and bench 300 pounds. I even own my own home in overpriced Toronto housing market. Despite all this I still have ample time to accumulate close to 6000 + posts on a Somali forum in less than 3 months in addition to trolling on various multinicking accounts and youtube.

Somaliland controls Badhan and Lasqoray and the locals are pro-Sland, Walaahi Warsengli elders told me this when I was young.

Musa Bixi will anex Garowe, Ethiopia will build all the roads in Hargeisa Walaahi I promise. We will become the Singapore of Africa.

I promise you I'm from Lughaya in Awdal, even though the subclan I claim doesn't live there at all.

I'm 6'4 and 23 years old and I have only have 5k messages and I don't say or do half of those but pretty close.
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(1)I'm a light-skinned woman in Toronto when I'm walking in the city guys head turn and lust over me.....abdi are trash..posted barkhaad pic.

(2)I'm a doctor I'm bored with life

(3)if u ain't 5'9 f*ck off

(4)I got guys flirting me 24/7...I dreamed about me breaking up with idris..I like Mandingo.

(5)I'm with my 6'1 husband he buys me whatever I want..he is handsome and well endowed and I'm a teacher

(6)I'm 6'4 nothing but muscle when I walk I make people look down bcoz of fear. Habar......are the most smartest and most handsome men u should marry one.


(7) Somalia is backwards women are the one who fight for freedom we should get Equality


(8)U need to eat ass and she will lick my ass as well.
Who is number 3....:hmm:
 

Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
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@Comewithrealness and come and collect your L

My nigga thought he could do some light hearted trolling in his early days and we would forget.

@Comewithrealness have you tried asking your wife to put some unsi on her kastumo?
That thread he made was crazy. Hopefully he has been able to confront his wife about it.

That nigga need to febreeze that pussy.
 

Emily

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Guess this person. "Habesha women are the most georges women ever. Sorry if the s insulted you, they do not represent the majority of the good Somali population. I wouldn't mind Somalia being apart of Ethiopia. Somali women are qashin and worth of an apple, I will marry a Habesha queen."

Remember this guy is my broski but he's not a cuck.

@Emily can you guess this user? :dead:

@NourUgaas :pachah1:
 
Havent seen him for a while but:

To all your neefs with the xoolo mentality, go out there and learn how to read financial statements til eyes bleed and get into stocks. Avoid get rich quick plans and people trying to sell you a course and go out there and invest.
 

Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
Havent seen him for a while but:

To all your neefs with the xoolo mentality, go out there and learn how to read financial statements til eyes bleed and get into stocks. Avoid get rich quick plans and people trying to sell you a course and go out there and invest.
Larrythepuntnite.

Am I correct?
 

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Kkkk he got everything right :lolbron:stop fronting.
@Cumar gave the most accurate reply. :deadosama: he set the bar high wallahi.

It was nowhere near accurate. He just went a little bit exaggerating wallahi but it's funny still but it's absolutely not me.

Here are the mistakes. I'm 6'4, not 6'5 and I'm 23 years old, not 22 years old. I have a part time job but I'm mostly a student. The rest is the same, just garbage and not true at all.

You're just saying that because you don't like me. :lolbron:

Or maybe he's actually talking about someone younger than me and taller than me from Toronto. :manny:
 
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Cognitivedissonance

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The hydrone colider ability to segregate and deciminate articulate the fuctions of mass simulation denegrates and regenerates congregations of information which stipulates stimulation according to the magnitude of the fortitude none the less fortunate may evade this erroneous erosion of the masses of brain dead useless eater who sole purpose in life is to fornicate and consume genetically modified foods.

The mere mention or utterance may send the brain to a complete halt rendering it powerless and useless for every thought thats articulated has its origins inside the nectar of life.

After serious pondering and reflection i have mused of much substance and disected it it hasnt escaped my analysis so i have written a lengthy thesis on many forums i have published several books on many somali forums.

Many cant grasp this sinply way of being through exercise and eating organic fruits and vegatables i have read hundreds of books in the space of a few hours my mind has decoded the secrets of the galaxies and beyond.

The emasculation of eradication certifications abbreviations and notifications over simplifies the communications one must ask them selves a series of questions.

The abilibity the mobility assurity formality cordial capacity opacity ferocity emancipates huge amount of genorocity didicates one curiosity send messages overtly through channels and modems different components of technologywhich channels other dimensions magnetic fields emotions enegy fields which decimates most logically fallacies :russ::lolbron:
 
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Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
The hydrone colider ability to segregate and deciminate articulate tge fuctions of mass simulation denegrates and regenerates congregations of information which stipulates stimulation according to the magnitude of the fortitude none the less fortunate may evade this erroneous erosion of the masses of brain dead useless eater who sole purpose in life is to fornicate and consume genetically modified foods.

The mere mention or utterance may send the brain to a complete halt rendering it powerless and useless for every thought thats articulated has its origins inside the nectar of life.

After serious pondering and reflection i have mused of auch substance and disected it it hasnt excaped my analysis so i have write a lengthy thesis on mqny forums i have published several books one many somali forums.

Many cant grasp this sinply way of being through exercise and eating organic fruits and vegatables i have read hundreds if books in the safe of a few hours my mind has decoded the secrets of the galaxies and beyond.

The emasculation of eradication certifications abbreviations and notifications over simplifies the communications one must ask them selves a series of questions.

The abilibity the mobility assurity formality cordial capacity opacity ferocity emancipates huge amount of genorocity didicates one curiosity send messages overtly through channels and modems different components of technologywhich channels other dimensions magnetic fields emotions enegy feilds which decimates most logically fallacies :russ::lolbron:
Wallahi inquisitive is so confusing
 

Cotton Eyed Joe

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Can you guys guess who I am?

I'm a 6"5 Medical Student at the University of Toronto with multiple es in my DMs.

I am 22 years old, make a 6 figure salary despite being a "student" and bench 300 pounds. I even own my own home in overpriced Toronto housing market. Despite all this I still have ample time to accumulate close to 6000 + posts on a Somali forum in less than 3 months in addition to trolling on various multinicking accounts and youtube.

Somaliland controls Badhan and Lasqoray and the locals are pro-Sland, Walaahi Warsengli elders told me this when I was young.

Musa Bixi will anex Garowe, Ethiopia will build all the roads in Hargeisa Walaahi I promise. We will become the Singapore of Africa.

I promise you I'm from Lughaya in Awdal, even though the subclan I claim doesn't live there at all.
I quit Sspot macsalaama :dead:
 

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The hydrone colider ability to segregate and deciminate articulate the fuctions of mass simulation denegrates and regenerates congregations of information which stipulates stimulation according to the magnitude of the fortitude none the less fortunate may evade this erroneous erosion of the masses of brain dead useless eater who sole purpose in life is to fornicate and consume genetically modified foods.

The mere mention or utterance may send the brain to a complete halt rendering it powerless and useless for every thought thats articulated has its origins inside the nectar of life.

After serious pondering and reflection i have mused of much substance and disected it it hasnt excaped my analysis so i have write a lengthy thesis on mqny forums i have published several books one many somali forums.

Many cant grasp this sinply way of being through exercise and eating organic fruits and vegatables i have read hundreds if books in the safe of a few hours my mind has decoded the secrets of the galaxies and beyond.

The emasculation of eradication certifications abbreviations and notifications over simplifies the communications one must ask them selves a series of questions.

The abilibity the mobility assurity formality cordial capacity opacity ferocity emancipates huge amount of genorocity didicates one curiosity send messages overtly through channels and modems different components of technologywhich channels other dimensions magnetic fields emotions enegy feilds which decimates most logically fallacies :russ::lolbron:


Is that....
:chrisfreshhah::mjlol:

I think I know but I’ll give someone else a chance
 

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The hydrone colider ability to segregate and deciminate articulate the fuctions of mass simulation denegrates and regenerates congregations of information which stipulates stimulation according to the magnitude of the fortitude none the less fortunate may evade this erroneous erosion of the masses of brain dead useless eater who sole purpose in life is to fornicate and consume genetically modified foods.

The mere mention or utterance may send the brain to a complete halt rendering it powerless and useless for every thought thats articulated has its origins inside the nectar of life.

After serious pondering and reflection i have mused of much substance and disected it it hasnt excaped my analysis so i have write a lengthy thesis on many forums i have published several books on many somali forums.

Many cant grasp this sinply way of being through exercise and eating organic fruits and vegatables i have read hundreds if books in the safe of a few hours my mind has decoded the secrets of the galaxies and beyond.

The emasculation of eradication certifications abbreviations and notifications over simplifies the communications one must ask them selves a series of questions.

The abilibity the mobility assurity formality cordial capacity opacity ferocity emancipates huge amount of genorocity didicates one curiosity send messages overtly through channels and modems different components of technologywhich channels other dimensions magnetic fields emotions enegy feilds which decimates most logically fallacies :russ::lolbron:
Is that....
:chrisfreshhah::mjlol:

I think I know but I’ll give someone else a chance
Is it @LoveandLight?
 
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