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zeinap83

zeinap83

Cumar said:
Can you guys guess who I am?

I'm a 6"5 Medical Student at the University of Toronto with multiple es in my DMs.

I am 22 years old, make a 6 figure salary despite being a "student" and bench 300 pounds. I even own my own home in overpriced Toronto housing market. Despite all this I still have ample time to accumulate close to 6000 + posts on a Somali forum in less than 3 months in addition to trolling on various multinicking accounts and youtube.

Somaliland controls Badhan and Lasqoray and the locals are pro-Sland, Walaahi Warsengli elders told me this when I was young.

Musa Bixi will anex Garowe, Ethiopia will build all the roads in Hargeisa Walaahi I promise. We will become the Singapore of Africa.

I promise you I'm from Lughaya in Awdal, even though the subclan I claim doesn't live there at all.
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Ahahhahahahhahahuaua im actually in tears:damn::damn::damn::russ:

:dead: wallahi funniest shit ive read on this site. 10/10 cumar :cryinglaughsmiley:
 
Cognitivedissonance

Cognitivedissonance

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I am against the gynocentric laws of the West. Any man who marries from the West is a cuck. The only option is to marry a xalimo from home who has never had contact with civilisation. :fittytousand:
The mere exposure to a lighter should be a breath taking experience for her. I have aligned myself with gay men to take on these feminists. We will only be working together on a professional capacity ofcourse... :yacadiim:I’m not a samaale Male, my ancestors can be traced back to ibn arab darood of qatar, please look at these pictures of charcoal coloured men to verify my point. *inserts 700 random pictures and videos that he knows no one apart from Factz has the time to sort through*
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My jihad against gynocentrism and the feminist system will not end waa billahi towafiq :fittytousand:
 
Wei

Wei

Silky said:
"The world bank has officially confirmed that SL is an absolute shithole and that the blessed republic of the Land of sand and sea will be starting the Jupiter Exploration mission as soon as next year, as soon as the Garowe university research team crack Nuclear fusion and Win all the Nobel prizes available"
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Definitely @Cotton Eyed Joe looooooool. When the going gets tough, expect cotton to pull out that report and regurgitate the same information over and over and over again.:drakelaugh:
 
zeinap83

zeinap83

Nacalla waxaa tahay ku yaal!!!
I come from buuhodle and i scammed the UN to get to Calgary which is in europe. I hate these hijabis that are wearing skinny jeans. foqol . @AussieHustler waryaa leave my name alone nacala meesha katimid kuyaal. Today I got fired over snapchat by my supervisor Jennifer for praying Nacala meesha katimid ba wass jennifer nacalada nacaldu dhashay ee qaniisada ah!!. Uff let me tell you why I will not be paying 50K meher. Nacala today I found out the religious xaliimos ask the most meher. What??!!
I want a darkskin xuurulcayn xaliimo that wears jilbaab from buuhodle. It cant be najma tho cause I beat her up after dugsi.
Somalibridal is brainwashing xaliimos!!! Ive never seen this behaviour in buuhodle. Nacalla western xaliimos.

bullshitkaay Xagaa la aad
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Who am I?
 
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Silky said:
"The world bank has officially confirmed that SL is an absolute shithole and that the blessed republic of the Land of sand and sea will be starting the Jupiter Exploration mission as soon as next year, as soon as the Garowe university research team crack Nuclear fusion and Win all the Nobel prizes available"
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Wei said:
Definitely @Cotton Eyed Joe looooooool. When the going gets tough, expect cotton to pull out that report and regurgitate the same information over and over and over again.:drakelaugh:
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Even sarcasm won't save you. 90% of males in Somaliland chew khat, 80% unemployment rate, smallest GDP per capita in Somalia. I'm happy to know I am on your minds every night and day, tag in @Prince Abubu I know that one is hurt too.

Did you see the hospital that was just opened in Garowe? A larger one is one the way.
 
zeinap83

zeinap83

Im on my way to H-town and I will be chilling eating some khaat and playing playstation. Im gonna chew hella khat then imma ghost for the next five years you know how it gets. f*ck all that xaraam shit. My adeers and habaryars are so jealous of me theyre always talking shit. Im gonna kill my ex for hurting me cuz thats what real men do :birdman: sland stay winning. HA is poppin.
#dickemdown is a lifestyle abti these s think they have us all figured out but we're everywhere.
f*ck the opps 4 life.

who am I?

he also has a more tone downed cousin who is also HA who is equally enthusiastic about H town, xaliimos and malis. 5 extra points if you can guess him. :icon lol:
 
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zeinap83 said:
Im on my way to H-town and I will be chilling eating some khaat and playing playstation. Im gonna chew hella khat then imma ghost for the next five years you know how it gets. f*ck all that xaraam shit. My adeers and habaryars are so jealous of me theyre always talking shit. Im gonna kill my ex for hurting me cuz thats what real men do :birdman: sland stay winning. HA is poppin.
#dickemdown is a lifestyle abti these s think they have us all figured out but we're everywhere.
f*ck the opps 4 life.

who am I?

he also has a more tone downed cousin who is also HA who is equally enthusiastic about H town, xaliimos and malis. 5 extra points if you can guess him. :icon lol:
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Is it @felloff

I can remember the you mean but not sure on the username.
 
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