Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Break apart.
I demand that the Somali regions completely close our borders.
We will not except one single refugees.
except several thousand of the best and fit Ethiopian females to be distributed amongst our destitute males who can’t afford to marry due to Xaliimos inflated meher dowry. This will not be by force. The state will offer these refugee females $200 to marry our destitute males who must marry to increase our population so that we become an empire in the horn.
I’m taking a page from the great empires in history such as the Ottomans and the Russian.
They conquered lands and had children with the conquered people’s women.
We urge the family of @AbdiGaalDoon to trick him into coming to Somalia so we can marry him off to a Habeshi female by force. He must produce 3 kids before we release him.
I demand that the Somali regions completely close our borders.
We will not except one single refugees.
except several thousand of the best and fit Ethiopian females to be distributed amongst our destitute males who can’t afford to marry due to Xaliimos inflated meher dowry. This will not be by force. The state will offer these refugee females $200 to marry our destitute males who must marry to increase our population so that we become an empire in the horn.
I’m taking a page from the great empires in history such as the Ottomans and the Russian.
They conquered lands and had children with the conquered people’s women.
We urge the family of @AbdiGaalDoon to trick him into coming to Somalia so we can marry him off to a Habeshi female by force. He must produce 3 kids before we release him.
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