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  1. John Michael

    DEG DEG Huge Explosion In Mogadishu. More than 20 People Dead

    You should have been aborted.
  2. John Michael

    I used to be a lightie.......now I'm a darkie.

    Omg. The vast majority of the males here have zero self awareness. :tacky:
  3. John Michael

    Crazy Somali party in Kismayo

    And the fat lady with the flat bum is the only one who can actually niiko.
  4. John Michael

    Crazy Somali party in Kismayo

    As soon as al shabab leave an area we get this. :faysalwtf:
  5. John Michael

    Why do Ethiopians look evil?

    Out of all the pahg or beautiful habasha woman threads, you post a legit beautiful Ethiopian and say she looks evil. The first pic is legit breathtakingly beautiful mashallah. No comment on haile selassie though. :ftw9nwa:
  6. John Michael

    What questions are inappropriate to ask a potential spouse?

    ^^^^^ :cryinglaughsmiley:
  7. John Michael

    Do you have any Civil War stories?

    :chrisfreshhah: Shit.
  8. John Michael

    I need your advice!

    You might gain some skills and connections from the teaching job. :cosbyhmm: But go with the one you're most excited about.
  9. John Michael

    What questions are inappropriate to ask a potential spouse?

    I'm not religious but... When you ask questions guys tend to give you the answers you want to hear. It's best not to 'interview' someone and just get to know them organically like you would a co worker or a friend. You can observe their character and see if you are compatible better imo. And...
  10. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    Couple kulaha. I'm taken. :whoa: And yes there are plenty of isaaqs in the south especially shabeleda Hoose. You would be surprised. :mjpls:
  11. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    I sadly agree. Jamaame is shabab hq and biimal are at the forefront of al Shabab. Meanwhile they have to travel to xamar or kismaayo to get basic medical services. :uCkf6mf:
  12. John Michael

    Do any Somalis currently live in mud huts?

    Exactly in terms of primitive structures mud huts are not even in the top 2. Most Somalis live in an 'aqal' which is a temp structure for geeljires. The rest live in ariish or shendoyin? Which is sticks and scrap. Some live in muduuls (mud huts). And even fewer live in houses. :icon lol...
  13. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    I'm not. Plus you said dir are trying to block hawiye and darod pursuit of the south. Not to mention Gadsan are close to us.
  14. John Michael

    I've had enough!!!

    Who is the guy in the pic? Are you saying he's exceptionally handsome? :yloezpe:
  15. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    :mjcry::kendrickcry::snoop::stopit::ohlord: :ufdup: I don't claim them.
  16. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    :damn: I'm an encyclopedia of qabils. Before me everyone on somali forums use to believe biimal were fisherman. They need to pay me.
  17. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    :fittytousand: I hereby grant you guys both those Shabab ridden hell holes. Maxa iga galey what some cadaan man said 200 years ago. Darod iyo hawiye dameer iyo labadis dhegod. :mahubowtf:
  18. John Michael

    Somalia federal state requirement (2 regions or 1.5 regions)?

    Different. They don't even speak the same. There's also a few Ethiopian dirs that live in the south (gadsan) but I'm not counting them as native. :hemad:
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